Write a caption related to this picture

I will select a winner, who will post the next picture, related to politics, philosophy, and/or religion.
Denizens of Wrong Planet will write captions for the new picture. The person who posted the picture will select a winner from amongst the submitted captions.
And so on.
Ready? GO!! !
"Take it from me ladies, I've had him in the sack AND HE'S ONLY THIS BIG!"