What the real Jesus looked like

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Alien Jesus,I guess this is who SciFi Jesus is fighting.

If I ever had wondered what Christ would look like devoid of any compassion or humanity, after seeing a close up of that statue, I now know.
And that Smith guy responsible for that thing, and for his public racist and Antisemitic vitriol; I must say, I've never heard of him. But that's doubtlessly a good thing, because that means his own message of hate and bigotry has died with him.

^^^They no longer have the Passion Play,lack of attendance.Christian tourists would go see it and never know that it was started by a nazi.I'm glad to say Eureka is now the coolest town in the state.Very open minded.That guy is rolling in his grave for sure.

^^^ Yeah, Eureka Springs makes more money from Gay Pride week anyway!! !!


They got some really cool Victorian buildings, lots of art galleries, and way too many urban deer too!

The Ozark Jesus kind of looks like he's got...breasts.

I'm glad to know Eureka Springs has eradicated this guy's evil. All said and done, at least they got a creepy statue out of it.

^^It was called Lovely county before it became Carroll county the cops are also really mellow,you have to be a complete jerk for them to mess with you.A great blues festival,the Crescent motel that's suppose to be haunted,a Native PowWow,Willie Nelson has done a few shows in town.I was able to see Bill Monroe there not long before he died,cool old narrow gauge steam train and just tons of good food.Its real pretty to walk around,all those springs and nice landscaping.Theres cool weird places also,there a Frog Fantasy museum somewhere and I've just got to see that.If I had to live in town,that would be it.They also had a mayor that was a warlock,maybe still do.

A warlock for mayor - now that's a town I'd like to visit!

And here we have sweet lil baby Jesus




Aaaw.

They put nails through his EARS! Oh the horror of it.

Hovercraft Jesus.

SciFi Jesus, just a few minutes earlier.

Hovercraft Jesus - engine failure!

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I know that this is being done in fun, and I've had more than my share of chuckles at the Lord's expense, but I'm pretty certain there are WP members who are offended by this. I ask that the moderators reign at least the more egregious pics in.

Okay okay this thread was not originally done to offend anyone. It's just that I wonder what the real Jesus looks like. No one really knows. I just gave my opinion of how he could might possibly have looked and how he would have been. I like my version of Jesus, I find him to be quite honorable. He will still have Christ-like qualities but would be more fighter/rebel/reformer, too. I understand these pics aren't done maliciously, just in jest.
The general idea of my thread is Jesus is more a symbolic image than an actual one and no one really knows what he was really like.