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Is this warning going to curtail your holiday candy habit?
goodness no! Pass the Reeces Pieces! 60%  60%  [ 6 ]
gracious yes! I had no idea I was in such danger 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I knew it! tooth decay is caused by demons! 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
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30 Oct 2009, 10:38 pm

UPDATE: CBN has removed the blog. The original text is available HERE
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Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network posted a blog by Kimberly Daniels recently that warns Christians to forgo celebrating Halloween because of its evilness. Daniels specifically calls out candy as a source of soul-molestation:

"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

Obviously, we shouldn't be buying Halloween candy, but what about getting it by trick-or-treating?

"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

Darn.

We wholeheartedly agree with Daniels and have put together a handy guide of outrageously demonic candy to stay away from this (and every) season.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/2 ... 38738.html


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30 Oct 2009, 10:44 pm

Pat Robertson is one of christianities biggest assclowns. Who takes him seriously??


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31 Oct 2009, 10:14 am

The witches sacrifice fruits, nuts, and herbs to the devil? I would be worried if I was a follower of Robertson-his people are the biggest nuts and fruits of all! As for Herbs, I think I will sacrifice some Herb to the devil, by rolling it in paper and taking a toke! Take THAT, forces of looniness!