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10 Jan 2010, 9:20 am

Are there any other Aspies here who worship the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, or have you yet to be touched by the noodly appendage?

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10 Jan 2010, 9:54 am

Actually I'm fonder of lasagna, but I would not bow my head to it.

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10 Jan 2010, 10:48 am

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Actually I'm fonder of lasagna, but I would not bow my head to it.

There is only one way to bow your head to pasta....

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10 Jan 2010, 7:58 pm

Reject this false religion and accept the teachings of Garlic! We must reclaim WrongPlanet and bring back the Garlican age of Peace, Love, and Appropriateness! For the Holy Monorail!

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10 Jan 2010, 8:04 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Reject this false religion and accept the teachings of Garlic! We must reclaim WrongPlanet and bring back the Garlican age of Peace, Love, and Appropriateness! For the Holy Monorail!

Give a population enough garlic and they'll never be able to get close enough to each other to become violent! Sex, of course, is a problem.

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10 Jan 2010, 8:39 pm

Sand wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Reject this false religion and accept the teachings of Garlic! We must reclaim WrongPlanet and bring back the Garlican age of Peace, Love, and Appropriateness! For the Holy Monorail!

Give a population enough garlic and they'll never be able to get close enough to each other to become violent! Sex, of course, is a problem.

This, I am afraid is a logical fallacy, the consumption of garlic severely impedes the ability to smell it on another person. So maybe this is how christianity spreads, the belief in god severely impedes the ability to identify the idiocy of other believers

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10 Jan 2010, 9:45 pm

DentArthurDent wrote:

Sand wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Reject this false religion and accept the teachings of Garlic! We must reclaim WrongPlanet and bring back the Garlican age of Peace, Love, and Appropriateness! For the Holy Monorail!

Give a population enough garlic and they'll never be able to get close enough to each other to become violent! Sex, of course, is a problem.

A kind of holytosis?

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10 Jan 2010, 10:01 pm

Was expecting it was a typo and you meant "Rastafarians."

But yes, I am down with Pastafari!! Garlic is another biggest joy in life for me. I go overboard with garlic, and it goes on spaghetti, pizza, anything with tomato sauce. And garlic bread is the perfect snack.

I was going to cook spaghetti for tonight's dinner, but I was too lazy so I got Taco Bell.

If I could grow pasta as my hair, I'll make those into dreads any day!! Otherwise I'll stick with my metalhead hair... dreads aren't me.

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10 Jan 2010, 10:21 pm

I think the consumption of garlic actually increases one's libido.

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10 Jan 2010, 10:31 pm

Ramen.

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10 Jan 2010, 10:56 pm

I would hardly chew garlic before meeting a date unless she were a suspected vampire

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10 Jan 2010, 11:00 pm

Then why are you going on a date with her?

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11 Jan 2010, 12:37 am

SporadSpontan wrote:

Then why are you going on a date with her?

At my age I can't be too selective on dates. Donating a bit of blood for a satisfactory outcome is a reasonable price to pay.

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11 Jan 2010, 10:57 am

Sand wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Reject this false religion and accept the teachings of Garlic! We must reclaim WrongPlanet and bring back the Garlican age of Peace, Love, and Appropriateness! For the Holy Monorail!

Give a population enough garlic and they'll never be able to get close enough to each other to become violent! Sex, of course, is a problem.

Actually, Garlic is an aphrodisiac.

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11 Jan 2010, 11:31 pm

Yeah, garlic is sexy.

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11 Jan 2010, 11:42 pm

Garlic can and should be used on all food items.

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