Some absurd facts from North Korea RIGHT NOW

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Cuba will be mourning for three days for Kim Jong-il.

Kim Jong-Un was good at shooting and driving when he was three years old. He also plays basketball better than NBA stars.

Kim Jong-il was a gifted artist and musician.

Now people in North Korea are not permitted to get on trains if they are not weeping for Kim.

(All I mentioned above are 100% real!! !)

The first and the last are believeable.

The middle two are ...well...its believable that they might be real claims by the regime, but they are not easy to believe as being true ( true lies).


But how can you doubt the double rainbow and a new star in the sky that appeared when Kim was born on the side of Korea's highest mountain ?

Amazon has a book called Nothing To Evy. It is about life in North Korea. I remember the part where a young girl at Kim il sun's death attempted to cry by keeping her eyes open.

Why are we in the least surprised? The only difference between the public demonstrations of grief in North Korea and the paroxysms of grief that accompanied the death of the Princess of Wales is the degree of official sanction that is accorded to them.

These are people who live in a country in which a cult of personality has been built around the supreme leaders, against which there is almost no capacity to launch an assault. Certainly there are dissidents, who are either unceremoniously sent to the gulag, or who somehow escape--usually to China where they face conditions little better than those they left, in constant fear of refoulement. But there are a vast number of people for whom life under the Kims is the only existence they know and of which they can conceive. The Stockholm Syndrome is alive and well, and affecting an entire country's population.

Doesn't exactly surprise me, either. He claimed he invented and was the best at everything.

They also say that kim jong-il scored 38 under par the first time he went golfing.

11 holes-in-one.

According to a documentary yesterday, a north korea refugee now living in Seoul said that the third thing he learned as a baby was "Thank you great leader". <.< After learning how to call his mom and dad.

That's why he's a refugee. He would have been marked as poltically undesirable based on putting parents before the Great Leader.

Was there a purple light, which symbolised that a great leader has just born?

Plus, his mother was a virgin.

you are forgetting the fact that Kim Jong Il had the magical ability to alter the weather based on his mood

Kim Jong-il never existed. What are you on about?

North Korea:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3vc-n9Gx68[/youtube]

Kim Jong Il did not defecate or urinate.

Yes, I heard of that too!
What a wonderful leader! The Austrian newspaper wrote that he owned 20000 porn movies of blondes (no sarcasm, that's exactly what they wrote)
they called him the most absurd joke figur of todays politics. And I think I agree with that. Even if I consider Gaddafi^^
I wonder why the NATO hasn't eliminated this bastard right before he began to produce nuclear weapons.
Now we are at the mercy of a psychopaths son. And history told us that sons of psychopaths are likely to be psychopaths too minus the rest of rational thinking (liability) that might have kept his father from running amok. xD
I wonder what the Chinese would do if North Korea would really start the fire. At the moment they seem to support them in political questions. Would they really be silly enough to go that far?
though they are all dissatisfied with their situations they are imprinted by Confucius doctrine and very patriotic, or is that wrong? Their dissatisfaction isn't lead against their government and could easily be channeled into aggressions against the western civilisation. Correct me if I'm wrong but Hitler used exactly the same strategy. The only difference is Chinas economical relation to the western cilivisation.
But that's rather our disadvantage, the Chinese could easily crush our whole economic-system by just selling their forex because that would lead to an enormous inflation for us.
The US has been arming and upgrading the Taiwanese army for years and the Taiwan Relations Act says that the US would support Taiwan in case of war. To me it rather appears that the US use Taiwan for their own security, as some kind of bastion or base for military strikes against PRC and North Korea. So in fact everybody is expecting a war. I wonder why nobody really cares.