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18 Aug 2010, 9:52 pm

As the 2010 mid-term elections approach this November here in the United States, what do we have to fear but the pot-smoking gay Muslim illegal Mexican immigrant himself (herself, or itself—it may be transgendered too :twisted: )? I've heard they all support socialism too, and I bet they're dropping anchor babies all over the place as we speak (despite their homosexuality). And when I say, "as we speak," I don't mean they speak as we speak; they speak Klingon. NIMBA! I haven't seen any of them around my neighborhood—yet!—but they scare the sweet Baby Jesus out of me. After all, if they don't worship at the same church as me, how the hell can I trust 'em? They're probably trying to take our jobs too.

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18 Aug 2010, 10:20 pm

usually if someone is transgendered, they're still a he or she, not it.

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18 Aug 2010, 10:25 pm

NeantHumain wrote:

)? I've heard they all support socialism too, and I bet they're dropping anchor babies all over the place as we speak (despite their homosexuality). And when I say, "as we speak," I don't mean they speak as we speak; they speak Klingon. NIMBA! I haven't seen any of them around my neighborhood—yet!—but they scare the sweet Baby Jesus out of me. After all, if they don't worship at the same church as me, how the hell can I trust 'em? They're probably trying to take our jobs too.

Have you considered supplying them with passports, drafting them into the military and sending them overseas?

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18 Aug 2010, 11:07 pm

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Have you considered supplying them with passports, drafting them into the military and sending them overseas?

Good idea. We could have them sweep mines and check for bombs, take the point on patrols, and dress them up like a general to check for snipers. :twisted:

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18 Aug 2010, 11:20 pm

i see no reason what-so-ever to insult klingons.

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19 Aug 2010, 12:06 am

danandlouie wrote:

i see no reason what-so-ever to insult klingons.

Any species with a cornish pasty instead of a forehead is clearly asking for it.

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19 Aug 2010, 8:40 am

i don't think i've ever heard of a gay muslim before...

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19 Aug 2010, 12:10 pm

Note for the humor-impaired: NeantHuman's original post is a pastiche of attitudes of the current crop of tea-party so-called "conservatives" who are foursquare against Big Government - except when it comes to outlawing marijuana, regulating sexual behavior, militarizing the southern border of the US (illegal immigrants coming through the north are apparently no big deal, even though the only recorded illegal-immigrant terrorist came into Washington through British Columbia), and enforcing Christianity as the state religion (remember, the Bill of Rights only applies to good right-wingers, not fuzzy-headed liberal pot-smoking traitors - um, like the guys who founded the country and wrote the Constitution...).

I've never really understood how such a group could get away so long with describing themselves as "conservative", and even getting others to go along with the gag, while espousing such radical positions. Isn't that, like, the opposite of conservative?

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19 Aug 2010, 12:18 pm

Moderator doesn't like me (posts as to what actual religion Obama is/isn't) so post deleted.

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19 Aug 2010, 12:18 pm

StevieC wrote:

i don't think i've ever heard of a gay muslim before...

happy, in their bullet proof vests?

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19 Aug 2010, 2:15 pm

NeantHumain wrote:

I used to like your satire, but this one is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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19 Aug 2010, 10:13 pm

adifferentname wrote:

Have you considered supplying them with passports, drafting them into the military and sending them overseas?

What about Don't ask, don't tell?

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I used to like your satire, but this one is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Honestly, I'm feeling a lot of raw emotion over the Right's movement to the uglier, more demagogue side. In November I want a choice between rational politicians and political parties with different, compelling visions on how to get the country out of the mess it's in. Conservatives are doing absolutely no good for this country by igniting division and pandering to people's basest fears. It disgusts me; it truly disgusts me.

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19 Aug 2010, 10:19 pm

to db from earth...i'm listening to steely dan right AT THIS MOMENT.....unless that's not where your name came from....in that case i'm listening to gay klingon badger music.

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20 Aug 2010, 12:30 am

NeantHumain wrote:

What about Don't ask, don't tell?

Remove their tongues, then they can do neither.

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I want a choice between rational politicians and...

I suspect this is an oxymoron.

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20 Aug 2010, 2:23 pm

NeantHumain wrote:

codarac wrote:

I used to like your satire, but this one is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Ok, well I imagine there are many people who feel the same way you do.
However, it does seem to me that you're displaying a certain amount of fear yourself.

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20 Aug 2010, 2:50 pm

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