STEVE JOBS IS ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING ASPIES!!

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What do you plan to do today, Mr Jobs?

Wear a turtleneck	15%	[ 3 ]
Put the Apple toilet, the iCrap, to market	20%	[ 4 ]
Sell more people overpriced products	5%	[ 1 ]
Continue debating yourself	0%	[ 0 ]
Snort white powder	5%	[ 1 ]
All of the above	20%	[ 4 ]
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS IDIOTIC IDEA OF BEING STEVE JOBS! I AM STEVE JOBS, SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS CRAP ABOUT BEING STEVE JOBS!! !	35%	[ 7 ]

Total votes : 20

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29 Oct 2010, 5:32 am

Every single aspie is actually Steve Jobs impersonating an aspie. Even I am Steve Jobs. Everybody here is Steve Jobs. In fact, there are no aspies, the entire condition was invented by Steve Jobs so that he may pretend to have it as various different personas. The others here may claim that they have lives, jobs, families, real feelings, etc, but they are lying. We are all Steve Jobs, logged into various accounts at the same time, and talking to himself for no reason. Frankly, we just need to own up to the fact that we are all one person, and that this one person is the CEO of Apple.

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29 Oct 2010, 9:30 am

I didn't know how to respond to this poll. I wanted to say icrap, snort white power and the final option....but I said icrap.

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29 Oct 2010, 9:52 am

Steve Jobs has super powers and is therefore the only person who can use the iPhone 4 properly!

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29 Oct 2010, 10:02 am

My brains hurt.

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29 Oct 2010, 1:49 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

Steve Jobs has super powers and is therefore the only person who can use the iPhone 4 properly!

Yes I do and I am.

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29 Oct 2010, 1:51 pm

You said "Jobs" ...a lot.

Jobs.

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29 Oct 2010, 4:01 pm

Out of a Jobs topic

Perhaps the cause of Autism has finally be found, though I have been alive much longer than Mr. Jobs.

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29 Oct 2010, 5:00 pm

sartresue wrote:

Out of a Jobs topic

Perhaps the cause of Autism has finally be found, though I have been alive much longer than Mr. Jobs.

That's just what he - I - want you to think.

We are Jobs, you are already assimilated.

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29 Oct 2010, 5:28 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Is there a tall, dark, mythical exorcist/rain-maker of a psychologist alive out there who's diesel enough to integrate this many split-personas?

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29 Oct 2010, 5:31 pm

Lecks wrote:

sartresue wrote:

Out of a Jobs topic

Perhaps the cause of Autism has finally be found, though I have been alive much longer than Mr. Jobs.

That's just what he - I - want you to think.

We are Jobs, you are already assimilated.

S---, we're like the Vendetta mask army. We....err...no...I, Steve Jobs...roll deep! I don't even want to try that in photoshop, I'd have nightmares to last me months.

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30 Oct 2010, 2:35 am

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02 Nov 2010, 12:41 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Are you accusing Bill Gates of not being authentic?

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02 Nov 2010, 6:15 am

AG I think you have eaten far to many babies and may be suffering from end of food chain bioaccumulation . You really do need to allow the toxins to dissapate into the milk marinade before cooking and then throw the milk away. It defeats the purpose making bechamel from it. :wink:

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