Would you rather eat SnackWell's products, or dog food?

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I was more or less asked this question in another discussion

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postxf236959-0-30.html

and thought that I would make a poll, to see what other people's opinions might be.

http://brands.nabisco.com/Snackwells/

SnackWell's motto is "Be bad. Snack well." Which is utter nonsense, but slick enough to seduce a lot of my fat compatriots into stuffing themselves with garbage that they've been tricked into thinking that it is somehow good for them.

Nabisco touts is ironically-named SnackWell products as "deliciously indulgent, perfectly portioned treats. They let you be bad, and still be good." Utter nonsense.

Here are the ingredients for SnackWell's Devil's Food Cookies

How many do I have to eat? For how long? If it was just once, hell yeah Snackwells. But if you like, locked me in the house for a month with only condiments and dog food (and bread?) it'd probably be dog food.

I voted equally yummy but rereading those ingredients I'd eat either but I wouldn't give it to a dog because of the wheat. I don't avoid wheat myself. I'd consider trying my cat's food too. I feed them a kind without wheat, corn, or animal byproducts. I ate a dog treat before that was similar to a slim jim.

The only bad things I avoid in food that I can think of are artificial sweeteners. I see nothing on that food label that would put me off of eating it.

Somehow I suddenly get the urge to buy a box of snackwells to share with my dog.

With the dog food, you have a good amount of protein, vitamins, minerals, the Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids. All good for Norwegian sled dogs, and possibly ideal for human body builders.

The dog food is 11% fat. The fat-free SnackWell product is loaded with sugars.

A lot of my fat compatriots chow down on SnackWells ("Yay! It is 'Fat-Free!' It won't make me fat! Nabisco says that it is good for me! I always trust American corporations to be truthful and honest, and to have my best interests at heart!"). And then they chase it down with diet sodas.

They would be much better off with dog food and water.

This is the ingredients in my cat's food. They eat better than I do.

Ingredients

Chicken, chicken liver, salmon, turkey, duck, chicken broth, whole grain brown rice, white rice, oatmeal, potatoes, barley, egg product, guar gum, flaxseed meal, kelp, carrots, peas, apples, dried skim milk, cranberry powder, rosemary extract, parsley flake, taurine, dried chicory root, carrageenan gum, vitamin A acetate, vitamin D3 supplement, vitamin E supplement, niacin supplement, D-calcium pantothenate, riboflavin supplement, thiamine mononitrate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, vitamin B12 supplement, biotin, folic acid, copper sulfate, calcium iodate and sodium selenite.

Fried SPAM is quite good.

I like spam and this is even better. I like the taste and texture better than the old spam.