An obese orangutan calls others fat?

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Okay, even if somehow the fact that a hypothetical billionaire helping the poor being ironic passed his supporters completely by surprise, since it's so cryptic one probably needs to master sudoku first... has anyone ever heard of kettles and pots? Seriously, this is just beyond parody, slightly beyond the horizon... but how does this occur? Does no one notice, visually, very simply, the obvious truth staring them in the face? No? How about his admitting that he needs to lose a bit of weight after all (maybe they think it's his first lie)? This, of course, is after having a doctor say under duress that he's the healthiest candidate in existence... so here we go, suddenly his supporters must see whales on Mount Rushmore.

Others claim they do it simply to rebel against reality. Only when needed, of course ("he released the certificate?! Noooo, it must be some toilet paper, that is right"... "tax records? Eh, conspiracies that involve numbers are borrrring....")

And how many people has he called ugly? One might wonder what he does looking at the mirror for so long, when one realizes there are clearly perceptual problems. Even Bush looked less chimp-like, but I'm not sure he ever emphasized beauty so much when there has never been more ugliness around, on all levels...

according to wikipedia, a male orangutan stands 136cm tall and weighs 75kg. That results in a BMI of 40.
according to some unreliable numbers somewhere on the internet, that seem to roughly match my visual impression, Trump is 188cm an 90 kg, which makes for a BMI of 25.5 (actually, I have some doubt about the 90 kg, as I'm the same height and at 80 kg look rather normalweight. He looks like way more than 10 kg more than me)

aaaaanyway, by orangutan-standards, he's dangerously malnourished.

Why do you have to smear orangutans by comparing them with a human monstrosity?
What do they have in common: orange, bipedal. That's it.

When did orangutans stiff small businessmen at the end of large contracts? Or impose racist housing or employment conditions on their fellow ponginae?

Indeed. I sincerely apologize to orangutans.

(And yeah, there's no way he isn't obese even without knowing the exact numbers, shlaifu... no way would someone with a BMI of 25 have a visibly fatty head and tummy... although like his taxes, unless released, there's no way to know for sure, but one can reasonably guess based on comparisons for the former and just the comments in the debate for the latter...)

If Trump wasn't an "alleged" billionaire, would anyone be listening to his misogynistic horse crap?

Part of the reason Hillary and Trump appear bigger than they really are is because I think they sometimes have to wear vests underneath their clothes. Trump is in good health because he hasn't spent a lifetime drinking, smoking, doing drugs. Would be an interesting question to ask Hillary as it is something asked as most candidates, Obama for example spilled the beans entirely on his cocaine use in the 80s and his 'shoom gang' but in Hawaii. Did she not inhale too?

Trump looks fat because he is fat.

At 6'2" he is, in technical terms, obese.

Since his obesity became a topic of conversation, he decided to be 6'3" instead of the 6'2" he had reported for decades. That change makes him merely overweight or, in layman's terms, fat.

He is also a despicable, shameless scoundrel without a shred of decency or honor. It's sad to see some of the people who have been swept up in his con sinking to his level.

Trump most certainly is overweight, but he probably doesn't qualify for "obese." Still, when you're that heavy, calling a woman a "fat pig" is pretty ironic.

Well played! Yes, U.S. presidential elections are always decided in favor of the least fat candidate (except John Adams, Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Bill Clinton etc.). Good thing, too, or we would be enjoying the retirement years of "President" Al Gore, as we speak.

Looks also play a major role. Folks don't want an ugly president.

By the stats Trump reported for years, he is obese. 6'2" at 236 pounds is a BMI of 30.3, in the obese range.
Now that he has magically added an inch to his height, his BMI drops to 29.5, at the high end of the overweight range, a few pounds shy of obese.

I guess height is like net worth in his estimation: it's not a matter of quantifiable fact but more "how tall do I feel?"

Any way you count it, he's fat.

If he had an ounce of character or a shred of decency, he would stop using "fat" as term of abuse, but if he had either of those things he would be a completely different person.

I need to shed about 10 pounds, at the moment. Perhaps I'll just add an inch to my height and forget about it!

Well I'm sure we all know how silly BMI is as far as being an accurate gauge, 236lbs if it's accurate doesn't seem that fat for a 6'2" man and I think Bill Clinton was the about the same height/weight when he was president albeit younger but with much unhealthier habits. I don't remember anybody calling Bill obese during those years altho I do remember his love of McDonald's cheeseburgers lol.

Yeah he is kind of fat, so if he's mocking people for being fat...he should probably lose some weight himself.

Come on, Jacoby! Trump is fat f**k! It won't kill you to admit it.

No you've just been brainwashed to think that...