Checkmate Atheists!

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If God isn't real, how come people in Australia don't fall of the bottom of the earth?

You can't explain that.

I think you've done it. This is like pouring water on the wicked witch of the west or exposing a gremlin to sunlight. This is atheist kryptonite.

But maybe we should reconsider. Some atheists are quite nice. I think it is dangerous to post something like this here. We might lose some of the good ones too. I'm concerned.

We need to keep atheism out of America because Atheism was invented by Hitler and Al Gore in North Korea.

Agnostism is also bad because it was invented by the devil who is a Canadian non-binary radical feminist globalist.

Keep America normal!
Deport all nerds and smart people! They are all fa***ts who deserve wedgies!

The Democratic Party is run by Satanic gay cavemen who live in a big toilet and eat Hawaiian pizza. It's time for us to lead them all onto a boat and ship them back to California or else Jesus way bring a tommy gun when he comes back to earth from Uranus.

Communists are even worse. Communists are vampires who like Harry Potter and Pokémon.

Non-sequitur troll thread. Locked.