Aspergo-Fascism: A Difference with a Distinction

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Liberalism, conservatism, and social democracy, these are all the washed-up ideologies of bourgeois democracy! Socialism is the small-minded ideology of class warfare. There was once a race of people known as the Aut, all of whom had a diagnosable autism-spectrum condition. Their civilization, advanced and peaceful, was attacked by savage hoards of NTs, their men killed, their children sold into bondage, and their women raped, dispersing autistic genes into the NT gene pool, mingling into the lineages of all Africa, Arabia, Europe, India, Asia, Australia, Polynesia, and the Americas. Since the downfall of Autistic civilization, all technological and scientific advances have been made by those blessed with autistic genes, a gradual restoration of the Golden Age of Autistic civilization.

The Aspergo-Fascist Party is the first organized consciousness of this superior heritage and a movement to accelerate the natural ascendency of autistics to rule. Our agenda is simple:

• To reject the trappings of bourgeois democracy that assume
  
  • Equality among all (the autistic race is superior to NTdom)
  • Democratic participation leading to the best results (a cadre of elite aspies can only bring civilization to its peak)
• NTs exist to serve the scientific, engineering, and technological projects of aspies and to serve the more basic needs to eat, have a clean home and workplace, etc.
• Propaganda should demonstrate to NTs that they will be herded and protected by their autistic superiors as long as they obey.
• Membership in the Aspergo-Fascist Party is restricted to those on the autism spectrum (as the franchise is restricted to them), but NT fellow travelers may join "fan clubs"
• The Aspergo-Fascist Party is the only legitimate party in government
• All businesses and private organizations may be nationalized and turned over to autistic protectors
• NT religion will be protected as an opiate for the masses along with other opiates like reality TV

And they say Aspies have diminished capacity for humour.

You are being facetious, right?

Pretty good spoof of.. well...everything! Communism, to naziism, to scientology, to christianity.

Many creeds have a belief in a fall from a past golden age. The fallen autistic civilization makes as much sense, or lack of sense as Original Sin, the pure aryan race, or UFO's inhabitating volcanoes ( or whatever that L. Ron Hubbard story was).

hell im starting to think we should build a robot overlord just to be done with all this wackadoodling

Hail Atlantis

Goodness gracious! I thought you were spoofing the Israelis.

lol bump

Ooh! ooh! ooh! Can I be minister of propaganda or is that post taken?

The world must submit to the Autistic United Tribe of Internationally Elect Saviors!