What if Dogs were God's Chosen Animals?

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09 Sep 2025, 10:50 am

I mean think about it, they ARE man's best friend! And what is 'dog' spelled backwards? :mrgreen:

Not that there can't be room for all the other cute pets in God's divine plan for us too.

:nemo: :cat: :albino: :pig:

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10 Sep 2025, 4:38 pm

I'm assuming god speaks Anglo-Saxon then?

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10 Sep 2025, 4:57 pm

cyberdora wrote:

I'm assuming god speaks Anglo-Saxon then?

You have no sense of humor, do you?

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10 Sep 2025, 9:38 pm

thou shalt not criticize dogs

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11 Sep 2025, 12:00 pm

Cats are cute too, but people won't let the stereotypes about them die. "Cats are jerks, they're aloof, they're selfish, they're evil and demonic and bla bla bla". :roll:

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13 Sep 2025, 12:10 pm

Kudos to anybody who gets this reference from Silent Hill 2.

https://youtu.be/GUDcSeUvkOw?si=LEE4G5eAEW3sNzTZ

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13 Sep 2025, 12:11 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Cats are cute too, but people won't let the stereotypes about them die. "Cats are jerks, they're aloof, they're selfish, they're evil and demonic and bla bla bla". :roll:

I love demonic cats myself :cat:

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12 Jan 2026, 5:17 pm

enz wrote:

thou shalt not criticize dogs

Dogs stink and make gross noises.

Any god that would choose dogs is unworthy of worship. :evil:

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12 Jan 2026, 7:30 pm

Socrates swore by dog rather than by god. He said they were the truly philosophical animals.

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12 Jan 2026, 7:57 pm

I've never seen anyone have a bar mitzvah for their dog when it turned 13 in dog years.....

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13 Jan 2026, 10:44 am

Nah... Lol.

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