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24 Feb 2009, 10:25 pm

Because, like, every once in a while they seem to exhibit some very lifelike qualities...

Please discuss.

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24 Feb 2009, 10:40 pm

sure, why not

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24 Feb 2009, 10:58 pm

They exhibit some very lifelike qualities, ergo, they are alive.

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24 Feb 2009, 11:35 pm

My testicles put up an honest effort and I encourage them whenever I have the time and interest so I believe they are alive but not particularly as lively as I was younger. Since they are rather emotional than intellectual we communicate at a primitive level. But at my age they more or less are on an extended vacation. But still alive.

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25 Feb 2009, 12:04 am

For some reason, I have always thought Sand was a woman. I stand corrected.

My dog Snoopy only has one testicle. I'd describe it as 'inert'.

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25 Feb 2009, 12:05 am

I dont even care

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25 Feb 2009, 12:05 am

jrknothead wrote:

Because, like, every once in a while they seem to exhibit some very lifelike qualities...

Please discuss.

If they werent alive, they'd literally turn black with rot and fall off your body! :lol:

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25 Feb 2009, 12:06 am

Honestly, I hadn't considered your testicles.

There are, truly, more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.

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25 Feb 2009, 12:25 am

Ragtime wrote:

Honestly, I hadn't considered your testicles.

There are, truly, more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.

There are more things on Earth (Heaven does not enter into my reality) and the cosmos than are dreamt of in any philosophy. That is what keeps things lively, interesting and threatening. My testicles reside well within my perceptive contemplations.

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25 Feb 2009, 1:13 am

Ragtime wrote:

Honestly, I hadn't considered your testicles.

There are, truly, more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.

that made me roffle :lol:

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25 Feb 2009, 1:59 am

Postperson wrote:

For some reason, I have always thought Sand was a woman. I stand corrected.

My dog Snoopy only has one testicle. I'd describe it as 'inert'.

One of my testicles is larger than the other and I always had the impression that the big one was lazy and made the little one do most of the work. Or perhaps the larger one is holding itself in reserve for my old age. Since I am married, had two kids and have three grandchildren And if I hang on a few more years may have a great grand child or two I wonder how I gave the impression I was a women. I am definitely heterosexual but like and respect women and am distraught that women are treated badly in western society and horrified at the treatment of women in many Middle Eastern societies and in Africa. I entertain myself with cooking and baking and some primitive sewing which women usually excel in but I also was trained as an electronic technician as a soldier in WWII, can work well in metals and carpentry and some construction, can fly a plane and drive a car and ride a bicycle. I am also, as has been noted, somewhat of a nut against irrational thinking which offends my existence as a sensible human. How that adds up as giving an impression of being a woman I cannot say.

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25 Feb 2009, 9:16 am

jrknothead wrote:

Because, like, every once in a while they seem to exhibit some very lifelike qualities...

Please discuss.

I am totally unwilling to believe anything about your testicles either positive or negative. The idea of thinking about your testicles fills me with loathing and disgust.

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25 Feb 2009, 9:25 am

ruveyn wrote:

jrknothead wrote:

Because, like, every once in a while they seem to exhibit some very lifelike qualities...

Please discuss.

I am totally unwilling to believe anything about your testicles either positive or negative. The idea of thinking about your testicles fills me with loathing and disgust.

ruveyn

Litmus testes topic

I have always believed that certain men stored their cerebral matter in that nether region. :twisted:

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25 Feb 2009, 10:23 am

ruveyn wrote:

jrknothead wrote:

Because, like, every once in a while they seem to exhibit some very lifelike qualities...

Please discuss.

I am totally unwilling to believe anything about your testicles either positive or negative. The idea of thinking about your testicles fills me with loathing and disgust.

ruveyn

Interesting that one type of gland can arouse such emotion. What about the kidneys or the pituitary? The mammaries, of course, can be rather fascinating to babies and post puberty males.

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25 Feb 2009, 12:04 pm

jrknothead wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Honestly, I hadn't considered your testicles.

There are, truly, more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy.

that made me roffle :lol:

Its ROFL, as roffle is not a word or acronym in the english language. Just so you know.
Anyhow jrknothead, Ive said it before and I'll say it again:

If your balls were'nt alive, they'd Fall off your Dick!! ! :lol:

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25 Feb 2009, 12:27 pm

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