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Ragtime
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04 Mar 2009, 1:01 pm

Ann Coulter?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?
I wouldn't sacrifice myself to an angry lawyer woman, even if I was available, but there's gotta be someone who will!

I'm planning on selling the books of hers that I still have, because I've found out she's wrongheaded on a lot of things.
When anger is your prime driving impulse, you're bound to be off the mark quite often.

(And that goes for you angry libs, too! :P )



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04 Mar 2009, 1:21 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Ann Coutler?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?


I dunno ... if she chose a career over family, that's her choice. I have no clue if she wants to get married or why she is not, and don't care. Not my business.



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04 Mar 2009, 2:39 pm

No one, since she's a dude. Though a surgeon could help "her" out with that.... (Yes, satire)



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04 Mar 2009, 2:52 pm

Maybe Rush Limbaugh? He apparently has a hard time getting along with women. Probably Miss Coulter would be more his speed.

Or, how about Mark Foley? She might be able to convert him away from his homosexuality. After all, Republicans aren't supposed to be homosexuals, at least publicly.



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04 Mar 2009, 3:46 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Ann Coulter?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?
I wouldn't sacrifice myself to an angry lawyer woman, even if I was available, but there's gotta be someone who will!

I'm planning on selling the books of hers that I still have, because I've found out she's wrongheaded on a lot of things.
When anger is your prime driving impulse, you're bound to be off the mark quite often.

(And that goes for you angry libs, too! :P )


"Ann" Coulter is a man! Look at the proportions. Look at "her" Adam's Apple.

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04 Mar 2009, 3:55 pm

ruveyn wrote:
Ragtime wrote:
Ann Coulter?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?
I wouldn't sacrifice myself to an angry lawyer woman, even if I was available, but there's gotta be someone who will!

I'm planning on selling the books of hers that I still have, because I've found out she's wrongheaded on a lot of things.
When anger is your prime driving impulse, you're bound to be off the mark quite often.

(And that goes for you angry libs, too! :P )


"Ann" Coulter is a man! Look at the proportions. Look at "her" Adam's Apple.

ruveyn


Just because she can beat up whiny liberal men does not mean she's a man. :lol:
As she said in one of her books, she's "a gyno-American".



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04 Mar 2009, 4:21 pm

She's a real bonehead who just makes outrageous statements to sell her books. Even with my conservative inclinations I find her to be really annoying.


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04 Mar 2009, 4:24 pm

Metal_Man wrote:
She's a real bonehead who just makes outrageous statements to sell her books. Even with my conservative inclinations I find her to be really annoying.


I have a conservative friend who feels the same way. She's basically an entertainer.



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04 Mar 2009, 9:36 pm

you wanna good-looking (wo)man who makes her(his) living flaying verbally anyone who disagrees with her(him)?...you go for it. I'll be behind you.....waaaay behind you...;)



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06 Mar 2009, 6:34 pm

Well, here she is, boys

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06 Mar 2009, 7:14 pm

Ragtime wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
Ragtime wrote:
Ann Coulter?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?
I wouldn't sacrifice myself to an angry lawyer woman, even if I was available, but there's gotta be someone who will!

I'm planning on selling the books of hers that I still have, because I've found out she's wrongheaded on a lot of things.
When anger is your prime driving impulse, you're bound to be off the mark quite often.

(And that goes for you angry libs, too! :P )


"Ann" Coulter is a man! Look at the proportions. Look at "her" Adam's Apple.

ruveyn





First of all, she's really Not attractive IMO and the reason being her goat-like face and her boyish proportions. But worst of all she's a dishonest, manipulative, oppertunist and so I havent the slightest respect for her.

Just because she can beat up whiny liberal men does not mean she's a man. :lol:
As she said in one of her books, she's "a gyno-American".



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07 Mar 2009, 11:51 am

I think that if she were to marry Rush Limbaugh, then this would represent an excellent career move.

It would put an end to some of the speculation and complaints from fans who somehow find her attractive, and who think that it is weird that she is still a virgin. Plus, Mr. and Mrs. Limbaugh would find themselves on the cover of grocery store magazines more frequently than Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

The old lady is well past her optimal child-bearing years, but could become pregnant through modern expensive technologies. Then, she could show conservatives how properly to raise a child. She would be more popular than Angelina Jolie.

Another idea comes to mind--since she and Mr. Limbaugh are such stiff-necked conservatives, she should remain a virgin after the wedding, and become pregnant through artificial insemination. Imagine the publicity--she'll be the first virgin to become pregnant since Mary. She will then make tons of money by promoting her kid (provided that it is a boy) as the next messiah!



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07 Mar 2009, 1:07 pm

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Well, here she is, boys

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Er, that looks a bit photoshopped.


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07 Mar 2009, 1:38 pm

Well, most of those magazine pictures are touched up with photoshop--especially the girly ones. At the very least, they're almost always wearing some sort of makeup.



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07 Mar 2009, 3:04 pm

Coulter is ugly as f**k. She's also a crazed manaical b***h. Not to mention a crackwhore from hell. I cannot help but think either:

A. She is satire, much like Colbert.
B. This world is inches from oblivion.



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07 Mar 2009, 3:23 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Ann Coulter?

Seriously, she's a hot, smart chick, just smokin' on down the spinsterhood conveyor belt toward oblivion.
Am I the only person who thinks that's a shame?
I wouldn't sacrifice myself to an angry lawyer woman, even if I was available, but there's gotta be someone who will!

I'm planning on selling the books of hers that I still have, because I've found out she's wrongheaded on a lot of things.
When anger is your prime driving impulse, you're bound to be off the mark quite often.

(And that goes for you angry libs, too! :P )


there are some people who are better to ignore... I can think of around 6.6 billion.