monkees4va wrote:
Chocolate is an evil substance. From it's source, the cocoa plant, the drug cocaine is made. It is a substance that conspirators use to push the obesity epidemic further. They are so sneaky that the food even contains a chemical that simulates the feeling of love, making you addicted to it! During its cultivation it promotes poverty as the workers get paid almost nothing. It should be banned.
Lets see you agree with that one

Just to clarify, I AM ADDICTED to dark fair-trade chocolate.

I completely agree! Chocolate is the devil's poison! Like, the fact that it is used to make cocaine is just a well-kept secret by chocolate makers. And yes, there is a conspiracy to use it to make people fatter, through making them feel in love with chocolate. And yes, the chocolate workers are practically enslaved to make it.
Chocolate should be banned by governments EVERYWHERE due to the massive problems it causes.