A poem by me on the philosophy of Austria

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I wrote this poem as what I believe to be the general philosophy an Austrian lives by. What do you people think of it?

Yodel of the Austrians

In Austria we'll dine on mince pie
Break Slavs with bridges twenty feet high
Orbit nymphets in regal heterogeny
Toast to blonde locks and psychology

And you, my friend, my brother
Will come along with many others
As we usher in a new village commitee
Of pure sentient entities

In Austria we'll tuck into Wiener Schnitzel
Deflower the wilderness with Josef Fritzls
Survey and anatomise the romantic decay
Of the wandering, drifting dogs of hate

And you, my friend, my brother
Will marry the daughter of my mother
But that's only if when we fly to Asia
There's no flowing feminine amazer

Gnomes and wolves, elves and fools
In our world, disenfranchisment rules
For to and fro the plates of lava
Swill the waters of our lagers

With glistening eyes we'll arch our shoulders
Commanding dismembering ogres
Grace the bickering, comic tragedy
With a mighty glance so rapturously!

We don't mean a single word we say
But to Jesus we faithfully pray
Proudly we built the world's first asylum
We may be mad but we're not violent

And you and I, we are both fools
Who love our healthy and hearty foods
Never may our long reign end
Our culture is our river and mountain of strength

That's great!

I would like to write a similar poem about Sweden some day. I'll put it on my mental to-do-list.

You forgot Arnold.

Are you austrian yourself, Perambulator?
Can you write a poem about the Hungarians??

Great poem!

Haliphron, what are Hungarians like? All I know is that they film porn on the streets of Budapest.