Woman in for leg operation gets new anus instead

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20 Mar 2008, 4:35 pm

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OMG!

You guys are hilarious.

What I wanna know is, where exactly does the hospital get new anuses? Are they donated? I don't think I'd want a secondhand a**hole....

Rush Limbaugh's mouth?

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20 Mar 2008, 4:41 pm

Maybe that's why there are so many half-a**ed people around; because they donated the other half to science.

Hehe.

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20 Mar 2008, 7:07 pm

That's a real pain in the butt for her.

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21 Mar 2008, 2:01 am

at the article

:lol: at this thread

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26 Mar 2008, 1:45 am

Gives the expression "I'll tear you a new Ass****"... uh hum a "Whole" ha... NEW MEANING!! ouch!

(Talk about "literal interpretations"! !!) haha

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27 Mar 2008, 11:17 am

Now,now..its an easy mistake to make ....

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27 Mar 2008, 1:55 pm

Ha ha!
The kid that switched medical charts must be laughing their ass off by now.

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28 Mar 2008, 9:09 am

Hmm, im going to switch these medical charts name tags just to be a asshole and let the doctors tear my asshole of a mother a new asshole

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28 Mar 2008, 10:28 am

I know i should'nt laugh...
But i cant help it...Poor lady :lmao:

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30 Mar 2008, 12:30 am

talk about ripping 'em a new one...

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30 Mar 2008, 7:37 am

we should look into this situation as a whole

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30 Mar 2008, 1:32 pm

A Hole new world topic

what I did not understand is how the medical doctors involved in this did not think to look in her charts, medical history, or even look at her existing anus to determine the pathology before attempting to excise it or what ever else they do to create a new anus.

The onus was on the asinine proctologists/plastic surgeons to analyze the woman's anus for abnormalities before anoplasty. :roll: Is this a new one for the anals of medicine?

At least they did not completely screw up. She might have ended up with an ostomy.

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30 Mar 2008, 1:48 pm

"Ups" just doesn't seem to cut it...

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30 Mar 2008, 4:48 pm

"Oops, my bad"... Can we get you anything else today? Would you care for a whole new rectum as well? we can arrange that.. We can even take 50% off of your next bill!

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31 Mar 2008, 11:44 pm

i wonder what they plan to do to *snicker* rectify the situation?

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