Wiccans Gone Wild: Raccoon parts left on doorsteps in Salem

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24 Aug 2007, 7:07 am

Raccoon parts left on doorsteps in Salem

I did not know that psychic telephone businesses were wiccan enterprises...



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24 Aug 2007, 7:11 am

I feel sorry for the poor racoon. Another round of witch-bruning anyone? :lol:


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24 Aug 2007, 7:49 am

jrknothead wrote:
Raccoon parts left on doorsteps in Salem

I did not know that psychic telephone businesses were wiccan enterprises...


oh, please! That is like saying "I didn't know "Onward Christian Soldiers" was a fight song for the War on Terror!

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24 Aug 2007, 7:50 am

Quatermass wrote:
I feel sorry for the poor racoon. Another round of witch-bruning anyone? :lol:


as long as it is just bruning, no problem, Quatermass :lol:



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24 Aug 2007, 8:17 am

Quatermass wrote:
I feel sorry for the poor racoon. Another round of witch-bruning anyone? :lol:


I agree about the raccoon. Bleah! Even if they did find it dead, as they claimed.

It sounds like it was a really petty, personal quarrel, too. It takes a really small, probably immature person to resort to negative magic out of nothing but sheer spite. :roll: <shakes head in disapproval> I'm Wiccan, and I really hate to see such happen.

Burning's a bit extreme, though <grin>. The "victims" did the right thing by taking the matter to court and handling it mundanely. I can just see the judge in that hearing, though, wondering how he gets all the odd cases. I remember an episode of Babylon 5, in a court hearing where the descendant of a human UFO abductee was suing the descendant of the alien abductor for damages. The presiding judge in that court wondered the same thing.


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24 Aug 2007, 9:40 am

Quatermass wrote:
I feel sorry for the poor racoon. Another round of witch-bruning anyone? :lol:


Raccoons can be found on the side of the road dead all over New England, there is even one up the street from my house, I doubt they went out and found a live one and killed it


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24 Aug 2007, 10:12 am

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Quatermass wrote:
I feel sorry for the poor racoon. Another round of witch-bruning anyone? :lol:


Raccoons can be found on the side of the road dead all over New England. There is even one up the street from my house. I doubt they went out and found a live one and killed it


Probably not. I remember such from my youth in New Hampshire. There's usually no shortage almost anywhere of dead animals by the side of the road. Down here (Virginia), I see so many dead deer by the road that I'd swear the favorite deer-hunting weapon locally was a pickup truck.


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24 Aug 2007, 10:34 am

What a bunch of idiots. :roll:



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24 Aug 2007, 11:03 am

"Judge Judith Scheinlein to the white courtesy phone..... We have a case about raccon parts supposedly left on the doorstep of someone by a Wiccan....."

"I'm not touching that one... Tell the judge to throw it out, stupid idiotic people...."

But seriously, Wiccans and pagans have a hard enough time as it is without some lunatic trying to make it even worse for us. Ahh... religious insecurity, what a scream.


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24 Aug 2007, 11:06 am

The_Chosen_One wrote:
"Judge Judith Scheinlein to the white courtesy phone..... We have a case about raccon parts supposedly left on the doorstep of someone by a Wiccan....."

"I'm not touching that one... Tell the judge to throw it out, stupid idiotic people...."

But seriously, Wiccans and pagans have a hard enough time as it is without some lunatic trying to make it even worse for us. Ahh... religious insecurity, what a scream.


it does sell newspapers, though. :wink:



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24 Aug 2007, 1:34 pm

Sounds like a waste of court time to me. Not got any real crimes in Salem to prosecute then? A bit of raccoon left on a shop doorstep? They should see some of the interesting things that people leave on doorsteps elsewhere..


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24 Aug 2007, 5:31 pm

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Sounds like a waste of court time to me. Not got any real crimes in Salem to prosecute then? A bit of raccoon left on a shop doorstep? They should see some of the interesting things that people leave on doorsteps elsewhere..


Like the ingredients of a good black pudding? :twisted:


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24 Aug 2007, 7:43 pm

Quatermass wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Sounds like a waste of court time to me. Not got any real crimes in Salem to prosecute then? A bit of raccoon left on a shop doorstep? They should see some of the interesting things that people leave on doorsteps elsewhere..


Like the ingredients of a good black pudding? :twisted:


ut oh...

this doesn't sound like a yummy Lammington's . . .



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24 Aug 2007, 8:01 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

And black puddings can be deadly.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlanhmBCwD4[/youtube]


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