I'm fishing for insults: tell me what you really think

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We already have a "rude" thread on the "Random Discussion" forum.

Lol...I get it.

I actually usually smell pretty darned good. I am a clean freak, and I don't really sweat. Currently, I smell like body lotion and shampoo.

I'll insult myself...

I'm so short that people use my head as an armrest, and I'm so white that I glow in the dark. I also have the social skills of a ten year old...

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You must be mistaking me for someone else. I'm not a man, nor could I ever successfully pass for one. I did dress as a boy once for Halloween, though. Never been married, either.

Perhaps someone else has a similar avatar?

oops, i mixed it up completely with another person.

You are an nice person. Small and respectful posts, always a pleasure.

I'd have a hard time teasing a woman about her small size, because it'd be too obvious I want to hug her. Similarly with anything to do with her skin. Very light looks like cream; very dark, like chocolate; in the middle, like dulce de leche. Hm ...

Women of short stature tend to be strong women, actually.

I'm a short-statured man--5 foot 4.75 inches tall--but I've learned to use my height to my advantage in certain situations.

Yep....those Chinese violin-type things are difficult to learn to play. But I believe, should you succeed in learning this instrument, that you'll go a long way towards reflecting the Chinese culture.

I can't play an instrument myself. I tried guitar when I was nine; that was quickly abandoned in favor of baseball (which I sucked at, but liked to play).

You are %$%$%$%$ , *&&^^%%%---stuff like that.

But you're a good egg.

And don't listen to the insults of others; it is reflective of who THEY are, rather than who YOU are.

Squeezing music out of strings with a bow has always looked like magic to me.

Oh, I'm supposed to insult the player. Well, she clearly needs to be burned at the stake for witchcraft!

^ Um...what?
^^Well said, Kraftie!

I, too think deeply about things all the time, Yigeren.

Black cats are adorable. Not all witches [or wicca] have strictly black cats; some have other kinds as well.

I like all kinds of cats. I feel that I have a cat-like personality. I even used to want to be one, as a kid.

I guess since so many people dislike cats, maybe that doesn't help me to be liked, lol.

^I thought people loved cats. I certainly do. Have you ever heard of the book All Cats Have Aspergers? That's me in a nutshell.

I like you, Yigeren.

I hope you find a nice guy who is into linguistics, anthropology, and you.