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19 Feb 2016, 2:42 am

OP, I don't know you.

That's all I can say. :lol:


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19 Feb 2016, 2:47 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
I hope you find a nice guy who is into linguistics, anthropology, and you.


Thank you :)

Edna3362 wrote:
OP, I don't know you.

That's all I can say. :lol:


:lol: Well, I guess that means that you don't know enough to insult me, then. I guess that's a good thing.



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19 Feb 2016, 9:04 am

I've thought about it quite a bit---and I've concluded that there really is no reason to insult you.

Don't cry--please! :wink:



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19 Feb 2016, 9:15 am

There's no reason to insult anyone, ever. There's no reason to harm or hurt anyone, ever. :heart:


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19 Feb 2016, 12:24 pm

What if they're hurting you already and won't stop just because you ask them nicely?


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19 Feb 2016, 12:29 pm

^Then my Karate training will kick in...or maybe it won't. *shrug*


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19 Feb 2016, 2:55 pm

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries.



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19 Feb 2016, 3:38 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Uprising wrote:
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries.

Uh-oh...Yigeren, you may want to start worrying.



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19 Feb 2016, 4:49 pm

TheAP wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Uprising wrote:
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries.

Uh-oh...Yigeren, you may want to start worrying.


I know! How does everyone seem to know that my mother is a hamster?!

I thought I hid my hamster tendencies quite well.



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19 Feb 2016, 5:50 pm

Your mother is a tortoiseshell, your father is a cheetah, and your brother uncle nephew's former roommate was a bunny.


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19 Feb 2016, 5:52 pm

I wish somebody would think I have a component of their favorite animal in them!

Nobody likes wolves too much--except maybe Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves!



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19 Feb 2016, 5:53 pm

^I love wolves! They're beautiful [along with ravens and bats and all animals, including humans and aliens disguised as humans]! :D


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19 Feb 2016, 6:29 pm

Your left little toe is bellow average at amateur dramatics. Other than that you are pretty cool.



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19 Feb 2016, 6:32 pm

you have daddy issues, and go online to escape your life which you consider in and of itself worthless.

oh wait... too harsh sorry...


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19 Feb 2016, 6:39 pm

0_equals_true wrote:
Your left little toe is bellow average. Other than that you are pretty cool.


I know. Poor left little toe :(

zeertheseer wrote:
you have daddy issues, and go online to escape your life which you consider in and of itself worthless.

oh wait... too harsh sorry...


Nah, not too harsh. I don't actually feel insulted. Maybe if you criticised my cooking it would work better. It might piss me off.



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19 Feb 2016, 6:42 pm

Your tuna casserole has too much celery in it!

I'm very choosy about my tuna casseroles--and you blew it!