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Dear PC c***s,

Thank you SO much for ruining yet another TV show for me. All you a**holes care about is how offended everyone is about certain things. Let's see what your kind has tainted over this past year.

- The Simpsons episode with Michael Jackson? Check.
- White-listing Apu from the same show? Check
- Smash Ultimate, where you bitched and moaned about Mr. Game & Watch having a feather on his head? Check.
- The Cosby Show and Fat Albert because Bill Cosby commited a crime? Check.
-The Dukes of Hazzard because of the Confederate flag on their car? f*****g check.

I don't know what possessed you to do these things, but this needs to stop RIGHT NOW! You mentioned how terrible these people are, but honestly, there are worse things out there, such as the Holocaust and nuclear war. If you don't like what you see, then don't f*****g watch, it's that simple. And no, I will not apologize for what I said. I hope you all burn in hell when you die, because honestly, you deserve it.

Sincerely,
The b***h who don't give a s**t

Dear L,

I still have our rings, I finally took mine off 2012 though you will always have my admiration. I am sorry I broke your heart. I am sorry I failed you. I know saying sorry is not enough. I hope your life has been fulfilling and everyone is doing great. I know I have no place in your life, so please take good care of yourself. I will miss you always.

Sincerely,

-Me

Dear everybody:

I have no idea WTF is going on. Please keep me posted & then we can finally do more stuff together again.

_________________
"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos

being miserable doesn't give you the right to try to make others miserable. enough with the nitpicking. and how about a thank you for us paying for the lawyer instead of just complaining that things aren't being done in your favorite way.

Dear Person A,

Well, this is it. Ever since we had our issues, I have been seeing Nintendo Switches everywhere. That includes both in my dreams and in real life. I now want a Nintendo Switch for my upcoming birthday, but not to play with rude girls like YOU who probably secretly hate people like me. It will be bittersweet: it will remind me of an unpleasant person like you but also provide new social opportunities for me.

I also unfollowed you on Instagram because (as I expected) you refused to apologize to me for hurting my feelings enough to make me severely depressed.

If I could explain how much I care, things would be different.

_________________
"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos

I really thought that you were the one that would work out.

You don't know how sad I am

Dear Troll.
You are probably a virgin but you're also probably ugly so I'm not going to do anything about that so stop following me about Reddit. It's pathetic.

As for me being one? Do you seriously lack friends who could fill you in on just how unlikely that is? Surely one of your pals would know one of my haters?

I think you call me one because I have culture. Irony is, my ex was the one who got me into all that.

Anyway. In 4 or 5 years, you won't be one. It's pathetic to whine about who is and who isn't now.

YANTFP.
Liam.

Dear Mom,

I never have the words ready when you are next to me so I'm afraid I will never be able to tell it to you...
You were fully aware of my depression and you persuaded the concerned people at school to do nothing about it.
You knew I tried to starve myself under your roof and you did not raise an eyebrow about it.
Yet when I refuse to read your psalm book, you tell me with tears in your eyes about how I harm myself.
F*ck you.

Your failed attempt of a daughter.

Dear M******

What the heck, buddy. Get your act together and show some respect. Enough is enough.

don't hide and then act trespassed on when someone looks for you to get you to live up to your responsibilities.

Dear You,

I care only enough to tell you how little I care, and I really couldn't care less unless I didn't care at all.

Respectfully,

Me

Dear PRL: today would have been our 43rd wedding anniversary. For most of these years I’ve not hated you. In fact I still cared for the man I had married and had a child with. But now - FU! Our son has mental and physical health problems. You haven’t spoken to him in four years. You’ve broken his heart. Even without me telling him that you said for him to leave you alone. He needs his fathers love too. We don’t know how to reach you now. Sadly, you’ll never know if he is successful with his suicide attempts. Or, if he manages to thrive. He has a wonderful wife you’ve never met. So again, FU

Dear Karl,
It makes no sense at all to be friends with someone like that. So why would you? It's dangerous and he clearly hates you.
Tuf

I won't tell people what you did.

When they notice that we are not friends any more and want to know why, YOU are going to tell them exactly what you did.

Dear You,

Yes, it’s Asperger’s Syndrome (actually PDD/NOS with aspects of PTSD), but I’ll never admit it to you.

You think that everyone who is not as perfect as you is either a “ret*d”, a “Cripple”, or a “Nutcase”.

Wait until I introduce you to the boss’s nephew. He’s a nice kid, even for a 30-year old. True, he needs a caregiver, but once you get to know him, he’s a gentle soul with a simplistic outlook on life, and in his own way he is very wise.

So if you are mean to him, about a dozen people will come to his defense, and this includes his uncle.

Soon ... very soon ...