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Dear Diablos,

THANK YOU. You made sure my friend came online.

From your believer, Berserker.

Dear mother,


BEWARE! Don't go telling people I have AS! People get the WRONG IMPRESSION! And I don't even really HAVE AS in the conventional sense.

Dear Nintendo and Sega,

Please stop making such horrible games. You guys were awesome when the original Mario and Sonic games were out, but now you've both gone downhill. What happened to such classics like Golden Axe(Sega) and Mario Bros.(Nintendo)? I miss the old-school days...

From Berserker.

Dear OWA, where ist thee?

Dear Dr. Duncan,

please don't treat me like an overreacting drama queen and please take me seriously; I feel like s**t. Thanks. ~Ana

Dear gluten, frack poo!

Dear Kalister1,

You confuse me.

From Berserker.

ditto

Dear WP members, I'm sorry I lost my temper but I feel better now that I blew off steam. Thanks for listening to me and being so kind and sympathetic. It's rare I've been treated well like this. I love you all. ~Anassa

dear me,

yesterday was a holiday, so...i forgive you.

Dear Nintendo,

Thank you for letting JayJays sell those awesome t-shirts.

From Berserker.

dear (you)
if i thought you gave damn,
i'd answer your question.
do you really care?
all i really wanted was someone to talk to right then.
oh well. life goes on, right?

me

Dear World,

You will not win over me. I almost gave up all hope tonight, but I'm not a f*****g quitter. Give it your best, you will not prevail. I've been through too much to give up now.

Spot

Dear Taxpayers of Australia,
I have applied for Newstart Allowance. Some of you may object to this. However, consider the alternative: paying for me to spend 20 years in jail for killing my father because I could no longer stand living with him. Which would you prefer?
Those of you who enjoy good music and have children who learn music will get your dues.
Thank you for your assistance. You can sleep better knowing that because of your taxes, two people are less likely to die before their time.

- Rachel -

Dear Lab,

Can you PLEASE get those results in?