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Dear WTF macros (community on LJ, where people make "offensive" macros)
You disgust me! I hope you get shut down!
I hate all of you for thinking that captioned pics of mutilated cats is funny! And if you mutilate those cats yourself to make your "funny" macros, I swear I will hunt you all down and do to you what you do to those cats! And I'm sure that a lot of people here will, too!
Yours hatefully, Cheerlessleader.

Dear Cheerlessleader,


that makes me want to puke! It reminds me of this article in the paper in Montreal last year about a beautiful white cat who was dissected, hopefully not while still alive. She had two beautiful little white kittens, a male and a female, and they were up for adoption and I wanted to have them and name them Charity and Lars, like my dear little white stuffed polar bears; why didn't I go and get them?

Dear whatever god made me,

Give me social skills!! !!

From Berserker.

Dear Ana54,
Have you seen the comm. I was talking about?
If you haven't, I seriously recommend that you don't.
I will never get over this.

To the guy who spends an hour blowing the leaves around the yard next door at 7.30 in the morning,

Why?

Dear Cheerlessleader,


no, I haven't.


Dear Alice,

maybe he was playing a game with himself.


~Ani

Dear WP,

i am bored with y'all today. i am tired of trying to be friends. i am annoyed by people who confuse me with other people. and people who ignore me all together. or people like Ana who refer to me as him/her which i hate too. it's that kind of stuff that makes me go from liking someone, to apathy about them. i also hate people that mess up games on the forum, because i really like games, and i hate when people are stupid and mess them up. i really hate feeling lonely and i really wish i had friends to talk to, even just online ones, but even online-people are real-people somewhere, and i do not like real-people. you all are just as flat and boring as everyone. and yes, i know i am my own sig line, don't worry, i don't like her either.

Dear V.

What the f**k did I do wrong because I don't f*****g understand.
You made me cry in front of people, is that not enough humiliation.

me.

Dear Person at the Gym Who Insists On Marinating Herself in Perfume Before Commencing Her Workout,

Um, did you not read the sign in big letters that says FRAGRANCE FREE ZONE? Or are you that self-centered that you think you are above all the rules, and f**k whoever has severe allergies to your god awful scent? I think I would rather smell your bad body odour... Unless you smell like dirty crotch.

Signed,

The Pissed Off Girl On the Treadmill Who Can Kick Your Ass With One Foot Tied Behind Her Back

nice

dear laurs
you owe me a PM

Kilroy

Dear WhiteRaven, Samtoo and Criss,


cummon, you can do it!

Andrew Miller from school, go to hell you f*****g prick.

ah, that feels much better!!

Dear Iamandajoy,

saw your message. I'm sorry. This was actually the only time I did that; pity it had to be with you!


Dear Benjiman,


please tell about this Andrew! Maybe we can all go down to your school and DO something!

Thanks Ana, I left school 7 years ago though! He was my on of my "friends" at school, but was a bully, I never stuck up for myself. The only time I did was in France on a trip, and he tried to throw a shell-fish against a wall, so I stuck my hand in the way and saved it. I really hurt his hand, he then hit me in the face, and I just stood there. I should have thrown him into the wall.

Ugh, I know! Once I could have smeared my lunch in their faces, another time I could have ripped one of the bully's long dangly earrings out of her ear, but I never did either. And then in grade 12 I lost my pepper spray, BEFORE people started teasing me in a disgusting way...

Dear Me,

I hate you. I wish you would die.


-Me


-SpaceCase