Flying monkeys yes or no?

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OK before they drop a house on me, I'd like to know. Do you like or dislike flying monkeys? If you like them would you make an army of them? And if you don't what if you just walked outside and looked up on a normal day and THERE THEY WERE????

I'm all in favour.

They are on my "to do" list, but they are low on my priority list. Have to finish up with the gryphon, the pegasus, the merlion and the owlbear, first.

I would issue them rocks to drop on peoples' heads. Very small rocks. Then we'd all drink cider and go to church.

Well, it would depend on if the monkeys were friendly or unfriendly, had lots of teeth showing or were slightly comical in nature.
If they were like the evil ones in Wizard Of Oz, then I would run, run, run and find somewhere to lock myself into.

If they can poop while in flight, then no. Hell no.

Doubly not if they can throw feces while in flight.

I'd be delighted to see a flying monkey, it would raise so many interesting questions!

"fly, my pretties, fly"

I would much rather have flying sharks!

I hated the Wizard of Oz, and those damn primates.
But I'm a tolerable guy, if they left me alone then jeah I'm all for it but if they would disturb me in any way I'd hire a plane go sky diving with a revolver, they would never see me coming.

No animal I know including himans would enjoy wings more then a monkey. Imagine, them flying around, stunning people with their bright read behionds, and as the people stare stunned, the monkey throws a coconut at them...Sharks with wings, everyonhe knows that sharks get lasers