f**k you and your "understanding." You have never understood me. Even when I first stepped into my world back in 1994 you never understood me. s**t, it was your divorce from my father that made me go into the world I created. Because of you, I have to walk eggshells around your family who obviously doesn't give a s**t that I live and breathe. Your father seems to love to compare me to my other cousins. Do you honestly think that I give a crap about what my cousins in California are doing at UCLA or UC-Davis, or even Lewis and Clark up in Oregon? No. Stop comparing me. You know if anything, one day when I'm at Penn or Plymouth State you're going to think to yourself "gee, I wonder why I treated him like s**t so many times?" Yeah mom, you almost caused me to kill myself four times. So, f**k you and I hope you and your husband f*****g die in Seattle, if anything you deserve it.
"Sincerely"
Ackman, or perhaps better known as the general.