23 Oct 2011, 9:07 pm
23 Oct 2011, 9:36 pm
Metallica - Am I Evil
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZo2OKmshU[/youtube]
Diamond Head - Am I Evil
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMvSSLZPC9w[/youtube]
I don't know how old you are but when I was kid I was bullied everyday until I started attacking my bullies I went in kicking, punching, choking and biting if I could get a good chunk of them. I also went in knowing that I will get into trouble and a good possibility of getting my ass kicked but then again I was getting my ass kicked regardless so I had nothing to loose.
But now as an adult I know if I go berserk on someone I will get jail time regardless of who swung first or how much I was tormented into fighting. I will not fight unless I am attacked and the attack was infront of reliable witnesses/security cameras and not his buddies. If you are going to them to fight you have to provoke them into hitting you try to go on facebook find out there parents, children, and close friends names and talk some serious trash talk make crazy stuff up to get them to attack you. Make sure you are alone then let him beat the sh!t out of you then notify the police and play the "I am a defenseless autistic and he just beat up because I am weird and he is a bully." card. When you talk to the police deny provking him it will be his word against yours. Right now most companies are jumping on the anti-bullying band wagon.
You could get him fired, arrested, and perhaps sue him for the attack by claiming neck injuries, post traumatic stress disorder, and say you have a constant ringing in your ears causing you depression and sleep depravation. Life is so bad for you after the attack you have been fighting deep depression and suicidal thoughts. Make sure to see a doctor about claiming depression and suicidal thoughts. Sue your attack and maybe your company if the lawyer is good enough. 
23 Oct 2011, 10:00 pm
What kept me sane at a resteraunt I worked at when I could not provoke my bullies into fighting so I did the following
1) I spit in their food and drinks when they left them unattended.
2) I hid chicken wings in a corner so they would rot and get slimy so I would have to prepair their wing so I simply put really hot sauce on the wings. Between the hot sauce and blue cheese the never noticed. 
3) I threw their unattended car keys on the building's roof and in a pond
4) Our changing room was connected to the bathroom so when I droped a deuce I would take sh!t covered toiled paper and smeared it into their sleeves of their jackets and the inner bands of their hats.
5) I stole their money left in their pants pockets I am sure they would steal from me if they had a chance
6) I poured piss on their coats and shoes they left in the changing room.
7) When someone talked trash about someone else I told the person they were talking about everything they said and give a list of people they told the same story to.
I put women's panties under the front seat of a guy's car. I would also put empty condome wrappers in their ash tray or in the back seat.
9) If I found condomes in their coat pockets I would puncture them.
10) I froze a guy's coat and took it out of the freezer right before he punched out.
11) I sprayed people's car seats with mace or wasp spray so when they sat in it they got burnt buns.
12) I poured skunk scent on one jerk's outside air conditioner in July.
13) I made a stack of bus bins about 8' tall and filled the top pan with water and flour. A 5'4" bus boy jumped up tp get the top bin and was hit by a doey tsunami of water and had to go home to change.
14) I called one guy's wife while he was at work with me and told her to keep her husband away from my 13 year old daughter or I am going to call the police to have him locked up. I told her he was buying my daughter clothes, alcohol, cigarettes, and cds and keeping her out late at night His wife dumped him. 
15) Buy your bully subscriptions to sick fetish porno mags dealing with obese people, scat, watersports, gay, fisting, ass play, and other sick twisted things people do when the lights are out and no one is looking. Have them delieverd to the bully at home and at work with his name on them. Your co-workers would pick on them non-stop mine did when the idiot got the gay porno mags sent to him at home and work, money well spent. Use money orders with his name and address on them to buy the subscriptions and not your credit card. Sign them up to the NAMBLA or neo-nazi organiztions. Buy a blow up doll and have it shipped to his job using a money order from a catalog. Hopefully the other co-workers will see them open the box after seeing what is in the box they think he is a freak.
Doing these little things kept me from killing my co-workers and made me feel better. I made sure there were no witnesses and nothing could be tracked back to me.
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