Hey there Pamela (To the tune of Hey there Delilah)

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To my sister in law, sung in the first part from my brother in law's perspective, about their mother, the horrible Satanic harpie)

hey there pamela

ive got it all under control

ive got your dear mother

and ive got the things she needs

oooh oooh oooh





i make her her breakfast

and i go right back to bed

because im so hungover

oooh ooh oooh

oooh oooh ooooh ooooh



my dear son jonathon

hes such a darling child

lost his own dear mother

on christmas day

oooh oooh oooooh



because of that i spoil him

and he is 20 years old but

he only has to sit in bed all day

and play

video games

oooh oooh oooooh



your mothers money

is going for all our weed

two hundred dollars a week

and my liqour

but thats only

to prevent matricide

oooh ooooh ooooh





because really who in their

right mind could deal with that old hag

and the way she harps in on everything

like she did when we were little

id lose it

oooh oooh oooh





so your shrill ass and your

pillhead husband ought to get

your asses down here

if you want it done

regenemtally like your disorder wants

oooh oooh oooh





hey there pamela

life is not all rainbows

and schedules and bills

and unicorn farts or court dates

like you want it to be

oooh oooh oooh



maybe some people are

just too f****d up in their own minds

to really be of any use

other than their own

f****d up minds say

oooh oooh ooooooh



hey there pamela

maybe you should watch

the bank accounts closer

and give cards to your brother

cause dealers dont take them

oooh oooh ooooooh



hey there selfish b***h

why dont you pawn your mother off

on other family members

so you can get your own s**t

and then

and only then

come back home

ooh ooh oooh oooh





you want to live in the manse

when she is dead and gone

and not deal with her

horrible ass

i totally feel ya

oooh oooh oooh ooooh



but what i dont feel is this

bitchy aspect of you

where you put the rest of us

down into the gutter

cause your a c***.

yes your a c***

oooh oooh oooh oooooh



so hey there pamela

i hope you die in

some horrible blender accident

or some other unlikely thing

so you dont

ruin our live

anymore

than you have done

oooh oooh oooh ooooh



(I would so seriously pay to have this recorded at professional quality to play it in front of family at random at one of the horrible "crow gatherings" of them)

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
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sounds like some family dysfunction going on there, yikes. i was lucky to have a good relationship with my ex in-laws.

I'm sorry about what you're going through. I wish that there was some way that I could help.