I really wish I could flatten my head using a waffle toaster

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I feel like such a damn lonely bored attention-seeking birth-failure these days I could eat myself.

You should take gymnastics and be a pornstar!! !

Am I gonna be blocked for that?

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I need a big **** for that, gonna cost me a lot of money and surgery me thinks.

That would hurt, I'd think. Although I'm sure it would be a very distinctive look.

I hope you feel better though, feeling like that does suck.

Yeah, I have appearance issues, huge appearance issues. Driving me mad at the moment, completely mad.

Well you would have a matching pair of huge heads.
Personally though maybe you should find an activity... and eat a bit of chocolate.

The problem is that I got bored of every single activity a person could do on earth, except for socializing.

Have you thought about something in the hospitality industry for a living? What about being a cruise director on a cruise ship? That's professional socializing. Or a realtor? They have be all talkey and nice with people.

Not that type of socializing. More like going to the pub and go chilling type of socializing. Or like sit on the roof in the bare sun and smoke weed type of socializing.

I think you would need a decent sized shop press to accomplish what you stated you wish to do. Although, I don't think the outcome would be as humorous as it was in the cartoons of yore...

I know how that feels a little. I just want a friend to talk to with about just about anything. I have friends or acquaintances in person but they aren't people I can really speak to about anything, they are a bit close minded, and immature or I just don't know them well enough. My online friends often tend to be way to busy for most things casual with me or they are not on much. I guess I crave attention, but not in an illogical or overly selfish way. I just want a real friend, to hang out with be it in person or online and I have a hard time finding them, and keeping such friendships.

You know when I sculpt little figurines, making a generic head, or just seeing what I end up with, is not too difficult. On the other hand, trying to copy someone's actual face is the most difficult thing I know. It will take several hours or days, but sometimes I have built or worked in some structural element that can not be made into the likeness I am trying to capture. The only thing I can do at that point is just squish the head between my fingers and start from scratch.

So I wonder if that is what you are trying to accomplish. But please do not do it. For one it would hurt too much to actually complete and all you would accomplish is a grill pattern of burnt tissue and be hideously scarred for life. And don't be getting any ideas from me, and asking God (if you believe in that) to lean down and squish your head. You see Sculpy III is like malleable clay and your head is like an egg with yucky stuff in it that would make a big mess.

But appearence is just one aspect of us anyway. Do what can be done reasonably and then move on to other things. I would think that people who over-focus on appearence have to be starving the rest of their personality and character to do so. Like having a great storefront for a Pet store, and nothing but empty cages and tanks inside.