I'll let you know when I'm ready to turn thirty, because I'm still not ready for it. And, it looks like I might be 40 before I'm ready to turn 30. The only advice I can offer is smoke crack, worship Satan and listen to black metal.
To be fair, that's my advice for everything in life.

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.