some reminicing

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im over at my moms house and i can see why it is i dont live with her. i like her alot but she is so "unfunctionable" and "unintrested" and spends money like the donald. we went to the store and started looking at stuff she didnt need and bought them. for some reason i think i have colon cancer so she bought me a test for it and that was the one thing worth spending money on. does anyone have a mother like this? she also drinks natual ice and only whinos drink that nappy stuff (i cant stand it) thankfully she has some killans irish red and that i will grace my lips with. my mom also treats me like a client, she works for the state and this also annoys me. (im not a client i live independitly on my own, granted its in a motel but still) does anyone know how i can like/treat my disfunctonal mother better?

i try eating her vegtables from her garden. if that doesnt say "i like you" i dont know what does

There's a home bowel cancer test?
What are the results?
Will wonders never cease?
What IS that in your avatar?

I don't know, ask her what she wants. It's called 'retail therapy' that kind of spending, it's feel-good thing. Maybe she has poor impulse control.

yes, its a pad you drop in the toilet bowl after a poop. if it shows a blue cross there are signs of blood in your doo doo
negative, i just think i took a texas size dump. thats why i was so worried
no, never.
my 27.4 ct fire agate

i'm also finding that my mother drunk is much more easily to talk too. naturally she cant be drunk all the time so i need to find some other way