What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i have NO idea what that one was about. any nice WPers wanna help me figure it out? thanx in advance

I dreamt I kissed someone.

It was very odd.

I dreamed I was overseeing a war between these little dinky liliputian people. I had a tiny little recon vehicle, everything else was bombed to bits. I had to decide which soldiers to put in, and I talked to my co-warganizer and he agreed that soldiers with big chins are always superior to ones without, so we put a solider with a big chin in the reccy with a chinless officer. Then they were driving around, and what happened is the two got mixed up, kinda like two face from bat man, half a face each, and they were like grinning lego faces. Then I woke up.

I didn't have the wierd dream this time, but I wanted to share this one. My mother had a potty dream. There was this bathroom right behind her office that she needed to go to, but went in alot of different directions, takeing almost forever to get there.

When she went inside, she was in a total dump of a bathroom. Metal garbage was all over the inside of the sink, there was lousy maintanence and trash on every inch of floor. There was this tea pot next to the sink that she turned on, and the trash in the sink lit up.

Well, she immediatly went back to her work office and saw a proud look on her male boss's face. Then she yelled, "Age discrimination lawsuit!" A deep frown set across his face, and she woke up.

I dreamt I moved to Phnom Penh. Or it might have been Vientiane.

i had, in 12 hours of sawing logs, 5 separate and equally weird dreams, but every single one of 'em evaporated, leaving only a trace of weird behind. drat.

I actually often have zombie-related reoccurring dreams. Most of them take place in a Wal-Mart or Academy type setting. My most memorable took place in an empty Academy store. As it follows: I was hiding a large group of children from guerilla fighters, and after we barricaded ourselves in we hid in various places until they managed to break down the doors and get inside. I raided the weapons counter and went on the offensive, and a huge shootout occurred. I happened to get winged in the arm and while I was down I saw a middle-aged woman (who was a bystander) suddenly recover from a fatal wound to the head and begin attacking at random. I shot her again, but to no effect. At this point the people I was in a shootout with decided the zombies needed to be shot more than I did, and I managed to escape out a back route with the children. Magically I found myself in a secluded cabin in the middle of the woods waiting for my little brother (who was in the dream an Air Force pilot, but is not actually) to pick us all up.

I've often been told I have the most amazingly weird dreams.

I dreamed that Ken Wilber made a really really wacky video to pomote his integral theory stuff. It was really high budget. He stood in front of all these people with shaved heads and then they all started gouging and scraping at their arms with thier fists until they were all bloody. It was like some weird ascetic ritual. The images were very blue heavy, like in a zombie movie.

I don't think they really do that.

Then there were all these angels flying around, they were bronze and blue coloured light, and they kind of umm, shifted in time, but each segment of time remained on the screen, like in Duchamp's 'nude descending a staircase' They spiralled around like fast moving smokey things.



Then I dreamed that I was in a bar with some really lovely people, that was nice but not very interesting. I had a good time.

Then I dreamed I was watching a film with my niece and I had to explain war to her. And I started using China and America as an example, and I said that if China invented indestructible tanks that could cross the sea then America would have no choice but to capitulate to Chinese demands. It made sense in my dream.

Then in the credits to the film, I remember there being an actor called Jumping Jupiter. Then I pretty much woke up.