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hey, i just pointed out that her beard envy is worse than mine since my beard is more luxurious than yours

luxurious as in, it feels like someone has glued a cactus, broom and horse hair to your face, yeah sure. don't expect me to give you some low interest hair loans.

well I won't loan you my special shampoo made from green tea and bat left ankle's powder either!

it's ok, your facial hair inferiority complex tears work just as well. lock in the moisture, keep it silky and smooth.

i'm sure your papa would be pleased if you gave him back his ankle.

Hey, your papa was a giraffe! I can see you have some speckles left!

mostly scars from when you tried to grab my beard hairs in vain, to add to your own?

when you were born the nurse took you to the giraffe exhibit to try and get to to imprint on your species.

when you were born, you had a crest on your head as a remnant of your great great granpa's mother's postman

You smell of elderberries!

Actually, you smell of dingleberries.

You tried to play dingleberries musically...to no avail.

You try to sing like Madonna while driving to work, now that is gotta be hilarious indeed

Dancing while dead should be outlawed.

Well, if dancing while dead is such a crime then snowmen with constantly blinking lights would be just as absurd & nonsensical.

Your ears flutter in the wind.

your nose can be turned inside out whenever it wants, and you have no control.

You admire that view..