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During covid I wrote out a comic strip with exaggerated jokes about the pandemic, as like a self-expression thing. It was of me and my family, but in the comic strips that I do we're all really daft and society is daft, just like a real hilarious TV sitcom or cartoon.

Like in one scene in my comic strip I go to Tesco to get some shopping, and one of the workers points a gun to my face and angrily asks me what I was doing. I put my arms up and say "just doing some shopping", and he lets me in. The shelves were all empty, so I bought lots of shoes instead, and expected me and my family to eat the shoes instead of food. My family groan and say they don't want to eat fried shoes every day, so I point to the huge pile of shoeboxes and sigh "I wish I hadn't bought 100 of these".

In another scene my mum is trying to find a vaccine for covid and she turns my bedroom into a lab (much to my disgrace). She uses her sister and my dad as test subjects but when she inserts the needle into them they both turn into big hairy monsters.

I could go on explaining the scenes in my funny comic strip. Everyone I showed it to were in stitches.

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