What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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This morning I had a dream about - yes - zombies I had a gun and tried to shoot them. And a nuclear explosion appeared at the end of this dream as well.

I was playing the lowest form of football (association) with some people when one of them picked the ball up and ran with it like in proper football, so I ran straight into him, like in proper football. We both ended up in the net, with a very confused and frustrated goalie and ref yelling at us.

"Proper football"
ROFL

I'm glad I've never had a sports dream.

I keep having numerous dreams in which I am sitting on the bench in the sport hall of my elementary school or I am in the locker room.

I had a dream the exact details of which have already evaporated from my memory but there was something in it about me telling my online buddy that if she wasn't going to take care of herself (like going to the beautician), she was going to get reincarnated one day as a very masculine man

^^^that is a fascinating dream

I dreamt I was in Asia somewhere on vacation, but unintentionally, I was supposed to go elsewhere but life made other plans for me. anyways, I was in an airport lounge that had slot machines in it like it was las Vegas, and the ticket agent told me to leave the facility and go out on the street to find ground transportation to get home. so I went out on the street and met some other lost American and we found a red motor scooter which after a few miles ran outta gas, so we walked the thing to the nearest thing we could find that looked like fuel service, which was a "destrase" fuel pump next to a wooded trail, I didn't know who ran it, no sign was on it but another man just used it before we pulled in behind him as he rode his dirt bike down the trail, my fellow yank fueled the motor scooter with it and beckoned us to leave, and I shouted at him "what's the matter with you? are you just gonna steal this gas?" just as the other man on the dirt bike sauntered over to us, turns out it was his land and his fuel pump and I handed him 3 bills, he gave me back one and smiled at me, then I awoke.

I had three dreams this night:

1. I met a lady whose very long thread on her deceased dogs I observe on some Polish dog lovers message board and I talked to her about her pets. They were alive and one of them - a female black terrier - was obese.
2. I was a young girl, the heir of Andre Linoge (the one from the Storm of the Century TV show ) and I married him and I told him before our wedding night it was going to be a honour to me to lose my virginity to him
3. I went to see a shrink but I went to the wrong place; when I realized it was so, I started to look for the right place. I met there in the waiting room two people one of whom was a young woman with long hair who wanted to undergo a sex reassignment surgery; I told her she was going to look great as a man.

I dreamt that William shatner [the star trek actor who played Capt. kirk] showed up dressed up in a resplendent charcoal suit and white silk shirt, blue silk tie, and wingtips- and he encouraged me to take up Parkour [the outdoor exercise involving clambering over objects], and I went into the garage and retrieved some heavy leather gloves and proceeded to head outside towards the nearest large objects [some hardened earth mounds about 6 feet high] and as I was about to clamber over them with superhuman dream strength and agility, the environment changed and I was suddenly atop the roof of a large greenhouse on the grounds of joint base lewis-mcChord, there was snow atop the transparent roof and I was slip-sliding and trying not to slide down off the roof to my death. then I awoke.