Make an extremely dark joke.

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22 Jul 2026, 5:24 am

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

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22 Jul 2026, 9:37 am

Henry the 8th is being carried to his grave in his coffin. All of the sudden, his body blows up.

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22 Jul 2026, 7:05 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

Raffi was always jealous of the groupies rock stars got, but Gary Glitter was always jealous of the groupies Raffi got.

I'm unaware who Gary Glitter is (at the moment), but I suspect where this is going. Dark indeed. Well done.

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22 Jul 2026, 8:11 pm

My dad got himself so loaded on booze that his body started drying out. His body was so dried out that the cyst on his back started popping on its own.

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23 Jul 2026, 12:49 am

pcgoblin wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

Raffi was always jealous of the groupies rock stars got, but Gary Glitter was always jealous of the groupies Raffi got.

I'm unaware who Gary Glitter is (at the moment), but I suspect where this is going. Dark indeed. Well done.

Nuh nah nuh nuh HEY, nuh nuh nah nuh nuh nuh.

Buppa chika buppa chika.

You've heard that song before, yeah? :lol:

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24 Jul 2026, 2:04 pm

Mark Carney is Donald Trump's Lola. I never thought it would come to this.

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