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It's much easier to train a cat to talk than a parrot.

People that sleep on their stomachs, slowly rise during the night so they are sleeping on their backs on the ceiling.

My friends call me Sarah Lee.

As a chicken, I support Colonel Sanders because he tells it like it is.

Eating liver and onions with garlic toast gives you good breath.

My hair is down to my ass

I woke up with a bad cramp in my foot. Really BAD.
So I cut off my foot. It instantly felt better. Then, a little super glue, and all was right as rain. Or is it rein? Or is it reign?

I own 5 pairs of bell bottoms and just as many colour coordinated tie in the back headbands.

If you run out of sugar, salt is a good replacement.

I'm a member of Mensa

On a keyboard, a QWERTY keyboard, if one starts by pressing 'G' then 'H' and then alternate pressing keys from one side, then the other from that line of keys on a Windows base computer, and animate doorway will appear on the screen, opening to a wonderful landscape filled with promise, sunshine, and life. The next day, $10,000 (American) will show up in your checking or savings account.

I have no idea if this works with anything before Windows 7.

On the other hand, there is a rumor that a shadow demon will also be released in your home.

I keep making prank calls where I pretend I'm a mime but the other party always just hangs-up and says they can't hear me.

The Toad is my favourite Flushed Away character.

My mom, my NT sister and I love being MAGA supporters.

Girls and women in Afghanistan are treated wonderfully and have their basic human needs fulfilled.

Zach Galifianakis will be the next president of the united states.