That sounds dirty.
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I have done plenty of salivating over meals.
When I was down in the swamplands down in Florida as part of a class, we had not eaten anything but processed garbage all week. At the end of the week, a guy that had shown us some of the out of the way places made us a huge vat of spicy shrimp boil with ears of corn, bigs chunks of fresh veggies, and a variety of seafood. Given that I felt starved from hiking, canoeing, and swatting mosquitoes all week, it was one of the most delicious and satisfying meals I have ever had.
Have you ever done any primitive camping or living where you lack electricity, running water, and the other amenities of being a person that grew up in the Western World?