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13 Sep 2017, 1:43 pm

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I can't eat my porridge and post at the same time.

This surely is a flaw in the design.

How would one eat a post, and why would one?

The dog ate the post.

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13 Sep 2017, 1:47 pm

^HA! A likely story.

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13 Sep 2017, 2:18 pm

Is it over, yet?

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13 Sep 2017, 3:30 pm

Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

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13 Sep 2017, 3:47 pm

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Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

I've heard Chuck Norris can.

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13 Sep 2017, 6:27 pm

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I went shopping in the local high street this morning. Thought I'd check out the newsagents that's just opened. On their magazine rack, there were nine different gun magazines. It made me wonder whether this was sleepy North-West England or Dodge City in 1870.

Also noticed that Aldi have introduced yet another flavour of crisps. This time it's 'Gin & Tonic'. LOL.

I don't know what to think of the first part. It may behoove them to have as much of everything as possible to start out, see what sells, and remainder the rest in order to test the local market. Did they have 12 magazines about cats and 40 about fashion?

These G&T crisps, are they made from potatoes, corn, wheat, or what?

Potatoes it is then. Actually this product seems to have been around for a couple of years. There are also Guinness-flavoured crisps, it seems.

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13 Sep 2017, 6:27 pm

I can't get no satisfaction, all I want is easy action.

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13 Sep 2017, 6:28 pm

^^ and the added quinine will protect you from malaria?

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13 Sep 2017, 6:30 pm

^ I'm Jumping Jack Flash, Life's a Gas Gas Gas....

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13 Sep 2017, 6:31 pm

^ Really?
I'm the long jumping jeweller from Lavender Bay.

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13 Sep 2017, 7:00 pm

dru balthazar bratt

Oops, thought this was Danbooru :oops:

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13 Sep 2017, 8:57 pm

DeepHour wrote:

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Potatoes it is then. Actually this product seems to have been around for a couple of years. There are also Guinness-flavoured crisps, it seems.

Thanks! I wonder how many you have to eat to catch a buzz. ;-)

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13 Sep 2017, 9:58 pm

Everything is painful.

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13 Sep 2017, 10:01 pm

Payenfull.

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14 Sep 2017, 12:34 am

I've heard that tonic water's also good for restless legs.

It must be the quinine too.

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14 Sep 2017, 10:17 am

Silly kitty.

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