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21 Aug 2015, 3:30 am

Staring a fight with a fly every morning is really good way of enhancing your intelligence.


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21 Aug 2015, 11:36 am

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21 Aug 2015, 11:51 am

It isn't raining now.


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21 Aug 2015, 12:55 pm

It is raining now.


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21 Aug 2015, 1:54 pm

I'm dead



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22 Aug 2015, 3:18 am

Australia is a free country where you are allowed to eat other people's food, take whatever you like from shops without paying and drive on whichever side of the road you like. That's called true freedom. Anyone who disagrees is a hypocrite.



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22 Aug 2015, 7:24 am

I'm not alive.


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22 Aug 2015, 8:36 am

Love is universal and there is someone for everyone.


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22 Aug 2015, 8:39 am

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22 Aug 2015, 10:53 am

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23 Aug 2015, 6:40 am

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23 Aug 2015, 1:20 pm

I don't have shovel teeth.


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24 Aug 2015, 2:26 pm

AceCadet wrote:
I don't have shovel teeth.


I didn't think you were telling the truth right there.
I also didn't think that shovel teeth symbolically means that you use your teeth as a shovel to hit people.



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25 Aug 2015, 4:43 am

Spider webs are doors to the Wonderland where Alice is waiting for you.


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27 Aug 2015, 2:24 pm

Drawyer wrote:
Spider webs are doors to the Wonderland where Alice is waiting for you.


Does this symbolically mean no death by snu snu?

I want to be sentenced to death by snu snu.



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27 Aug 2015, 4:11 pm

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