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SamuraiSaxen
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10 Oct 2006, 12:56 am

Beacause they're NT :lol:

Why am I posting here?

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10 Oct 2006, 2:10 am

Because you're Dee Dee Dee!! !

What's wrong with people these days??

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10 Oct 2006, 2:13 am

They are very stressed

Who am I?

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10 Oct 2006, 5:15 am

A pixely dude in blue underwear with a blue helmet and aqua-blue tights in a videogame.

Does time have a permit to fly?

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10 Oct 2006, 6:29 am

Only if yo momma wants it to.

How old is werbert?

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10 Oct 2006, 7:32 am

As old as yo momma

who is yo mamma?

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10 Oct 2006, 12:54 pm

a lady who keeps you

What is a Dad?

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10 Oct 2006, 1:24 pm

a three letter word

What do you get if u cross object1 with object2?

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10 Oct 2006, 5:19 pm

greyhelium wrote:

a three letter word

What do you get if u cross object1 with object2?

A gangsta object street war! :twisted:

Why is my head going all "Jacob's Ladder" on me?

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10 Oct 2006, 5:59 pm

Because your head wanted someone to climb him!

what happens after we die?

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10 Oct 2006, 6:01 pm

nothing.

who is bob and why does he want my 'imported mole'

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10 Oct 2006, 8:35 pm

That was 2 questions.

1) Bob is a pirate who smuggles illegal moles, weasels and badgers.
2) Your Imported Mole brings a much higher price on the black market in Pakistan.

So now I get 2 questions:

1) Why is the alphabet A to Z and not Z to A?
2) Who wears short shorts?

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11 Oct 2006, 12:49 am

A1) Because it sounds better that way
A2) Truckers, Bus Drivers and construction workers.

Why was colour TV invented before Black and white TV?

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