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18 Mar 2021, 11:41 am

get tested for STDs.

What is the best cough remedy?


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18 Mar 2021, 12:05 pm

Inhaling wet concrete. 100% guaranteed to fix a cough!

What is the best way to swat a wasp?



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18 Mar 2021, 12:09 pm

With another wasp that you killed with your bare hand.

Why are rabbits so small?



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18 Mar 2021, 12:19 pm

because harvey was the only big rabbit allowed.

why do cats meow only in english-speaking nations?



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18 Mar 2021, 1:11 pm

I love Harvey ^ :heart: :P

My kitten speaks French, so I dunno what you're talkin' about Blabby ....


What's the best ice cream flavour?


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18 Mar 2021, 1:36 pm

It's not licorice.

Why are sprinkles called jimmies in Massachusetts?



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19 Mar 2021, 1:02 am

It's a Kennedy conspiracy.

How do calculators work?


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19 Mar 2021, 1:44 am

by Newton's laws of motion

where to buy Occam's razor?



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19 Mar 2021, 2:17 am

In a pitstop pot shop.

How about Morton's fork?


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19 Mar 2021, 4:15 am

Pinch his dinner.

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19 Mar 2021, 5:56 am

in the town of Morton, WA, at the general store at the fork in the road.

how to tame a murder hornet?



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19 Mar 2021, 6:03 am

You put a well-behaved pilot in it, instead of the rogue one.

How did the Star Wars end?


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19 Mar 2021, 6:20 am

They got very drunk and made friends.

Why is it when people are asked to select something from astrology and electronics do they always come up with Uranus Hertz?



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19 Mar 2021, 6:31 am

because they didn't wipe properly.

same q.



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19 Mar 2021, 10:16 am

To warn you about Klingons orbiting Uranus.

Who can say where the road goes?


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19 Mar 2021, 10:23 am

only the moon man knows.

where is the end of the road?