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24 Sep 2015, 5:27 pm

I am drinking orange juice as I am typing this.


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24 Sep 2015, 5:58 pm

I've read all 746 pages of Blantant Lies and did not find a single one amusing; at all. Especially that one about that thing that everyone know is near factually true.



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24 Sep 2015, 10:06 pm

I have a Tesla



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24 Sep 2015, 10:09 pm

The original script for the new "Man of Steel" movie was a documentary about Stalin, but the script was quickly scraped when the actual writers returned to find the janitor high on acid with a vintage typewriter.



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25 Sep 2015, 1:05 am

AsahiPto17 wrote:
I have a Tesla


Tesla's soul traveled through time and space that he could become an electric car.


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26 Sep 2015, 5:17 am

Movies had sound and color in the 1910s.


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26 Sep 2015, 6:30 am

I am an apple.


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26 Sep 2015, 6:45 am

I am a partridge in a pear tree.


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27 Sep 2015, 4:16 pm

I am sitting in a tree in order to stop people from cutting it down.


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27 Sep 2015, 7:01 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
I am a partridge in a pear tree.


I'm a "lord a-leaping"!



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27 Sep 2015, 7:03 pm

And I actually know WTF the phrase "lords-a-leaping" means!



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27 Sep 2015, 7:03 pm

i enjoy reading long pieces of text


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28 Sep 2015, 4:46 am

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28 Sep 2015, 7:48 am

All the fish in the world have been hypnotized. They have a sudden desire to eat the land people. . . 8O


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28 Sep 2015, 7:52 am

Star Wars sucks.


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28 Sep 2015, 1:35 pm

I am on Facebook.


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