What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i had no idea that SSRIs improved dreams. so better seretonin=better dreams. what a concept. some of my own best dreams were when i was on prescription timed-release capsules of speed. since i've been off the brainboosting pmeds though, the dreams are less vivid, like the dream master turned down the volume, brightness, contrast and presense.



well, if you dreamt that you had to scratch, and dream-thought wistfully about what it would be like to be better-"equipped", then it would have been more "accurate" IMHO.

I was in a courtyard , playing with a rabbit and this guard came over , completely oblivious of me and proceeded to kill my rabbit ! I was yelling at him to stop but he just grinned so I ran inside to get somebody.. It made me upset.

Cat
To see a cat in your dream, symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. It also represents misfortune and bad luck. The dream symbol has different significance depending on whether you are a cat lover or not. The cat could indicate that someone is being deceitful or treacherous toward you.
Shoes
In general, shoes represent your approach to life. Wearing shoes in your dream, suggests that you are well-grounded or down to earth.It also represents your convictions about your beliefs. To dream that you are not wearing any shoes, indicates that you have low self-esteem and a lack of confidence in yourself. You are dealing with issues about your self-identity. It also represents poverty, lack of mobility, or misunderstanding. Alternatively, to dream that you are not wearing shoes, represent your playful attitudes and relaxed, carefree frame of mind.
Mother
To see your mother in your dream, represents the nurturing aspect of your own character. Mothers offer shelter, comfort, life, guidance and protection. Some people may have problems freeing themselves from their mothers and are thus seeking their own individuality and development. To dream that you are having a conversation with your mother, denotes a matter that has preoccupied your mind and you are not sure how to deal with it in your waking life. It indicates unresolved problems that need to be worked out with your mother or with the judicious adult aspect of your own higher self.
Friend
To see friends in your dream, signify aspects of your personality that you have rejected, but are ready to incorporate and acknowledge. The relationships you have with those around you are important in learning about yourself. Alternatively, dreaming of a friend, indicates positive news.
Radio Host
To listen to a radio host in your dream, represents a message from your unconscious. The radio personality may be trying to give you some advice about a waking situation. Your friend telling you that this personality [message from your unconscious mind] was a bee, means the message is "Get ready to get busy! Adulthood is a lot of work and you must prepare NOW! Learn to be more discerning of others' intentions, for there is much evil in the world and you must be up to dealing with it."
Bee
To see a bee in your dream, symbolizes wealth, good luck, harmony, creativity and bliss.Bees are also symbolic of hard work and industry as represented by the common phrase "busy as a bee."Your hard work will pay off in the end with sweet results. Alternatively, the dream represents the things that are happening in your life or something that is buzzing with activity. Is there a lot going on in your life? But when your dream mother told you "Sootie's a shoe now, and that's the way it's gonna be!" ["bee"?] it may mean your mother [adult aspect of yourself] is telling you that now is the time to leave aside things of childhood, and to prepare for adult responsibilities, and part of that is learning the value of hard work and self-discipline.

Same here. I just woke up from a dream where I had some sticky, light-brown mud on my glasses and I could get them clean.

I dreamt that my laptop was levitating across the room and when I reached out to grab hold of it I realised I could not move. At which point my brain thought 'sleep paralysis' and I woke up properly to find that my laptop was exactly where it was when I had fallen asleep the night before.

Disappointing as I was going to try and manipulate the dream to see if I could levitate the laptop the other way lol.

A few days ago I had a dream that Finn & Jake were in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and that Cthulu was behind the candy-making process. In other words, it basically played out like a typical episode of Adventure Time.

The first part of my dream last night that I still remember, was me snowboarding extremely fast down a snowy road in the woods, with a lot of people nearby, then I was being kidnapped in a small town.

Yeah, a larger town might have made bigger sense, eh?!

i dreamt that i was with a long-ago coworker, and we were together in an audio/video emporium, and we were in the audio amplifier section listening to this neat amp that could emulate the sound of any other amp, and it had an electroluminescent display on the front where you could see what it was doing, which was cool. then all of a sudden, i had to go [do a #2] really badly, and i let out a loud buttburp that was so sulphurously foul it burnt my nostrils, but nobody else seemed to notice, thank god. so i made my way to the public restroom only to find that it was a long walk through a deserted warehouse full of rubbish and boxes and shopping carts that i had to walk around or clamber over. it was dark in there.

i finally arrived at the loo, only to find it in sorry shape, full of debris and grimy and broken down, but at least it was brightly lit. i walked over to the toilet stall in the corner, only to find many of the stall panels were missing. i saw the toilet was about 3 times the size of a regular toilet, it was big enough to bathe in. it had a hand-printed sign placed on it which read "does not flush- do not use!" and indeed it was full of other people's unflushed deposits of various shapes and hues. on the toilet seat was a succession of various other people's bum-guarding "nests" of toilet paper which they could not flush down afterwards, so i proceeded to make my own "nest" atop the rest, and no sooner did i sat down that some strange swarthy beady-eyed fella showed up, with a crewcut and bushy eyebrows, wearing a doctor's labcoat with a stethoscope around his neck- he stuck his head through a large gap in the divider stall, and stared at me. i stared back at him and told him "sorry but this toilet is in use!" so he turned around, said "HMPH!" and walked slowly away.

after i finished, i walked back out only to find that the emporium had transformed into my sister's old house but on her present property, and i heard my coworker in the next room, and when i went to join him he had dashed outside to a waiting white 1960 plymouth valiant sedan, with a handpainting of green streaming seaweed on the sides and top of the body. the car was full of young people, and he squeezed himself inside the back and they drove away. by then it was getting dark outside. so i sat there and stared out the window, watching the last remains of the daylight fade into black. then i awoke.

I had this dream about a person that I know of, but have never met and don't know anything about on Friday night.

The person that I dreamed about, but know nothing about, will be refereed to as "T".

I was at this place that looked kind of look a large church and kind like a small school. I saw "T" there. I said "hi" to me and introduced myself. After I left the place, I went in the car with my dad to the beach. It was kind of a cloudy day, but I was still going to the beach. Half way there, I saw "T" again. He mentioned that he was allergic to shellfish and I said that I thought that might be the case. When I got to the beach, there was shellfish around and "T" said that he wasn't actually that allergic to shellfish. I said "really?" and he said, "no, I am actually quite allergic". Then I woke up.

How in the world, did this person end up in my dream?

I dreamed I was wandering around a market looking at foodstuffs, mostly cakes and puddings and buscuits. It all looked rather nice, but I was looking for something very specific, that I couldn't find. I went round and round several times, it felt like a long time.

Then I found myself in a chocolate shop, and the shop assistant there took me upstairs to try some of the chocolate. So we sat down in some comfy chairs, but we didn't eat the chocolate, we smoked it.

Chair
To see a chair in your dream, symbolizes your need to sit down and take time out to contemplate a situation before proceeding. Or you just need to relax. Alternatively, it indicates that you feel that your feelings or ideas are being dismissed or cast to the side. To dream that someone is offering you a chair, suggests that you need to be open to taking and accepting advice.
Chocolate
To see chocolate in your dream, signifies love, celebration and self-reward. It also suggests that you may be indulging in too many excesses and need to practice some restraint. To eat chocolate in your dream, indicates that you are embracing your own sensuality.
Smoking
If you do not smoke in waking life and dream that you are smoking, then it indicates that you are trying to shield yourself and others against your emotions, or you are trying to comfort yourself ["chocolate smoke"]. You have trouble letting others in.The dream may also be a metaphor for an addictive relationship or habit in your waking life. To see someone smoking in your dream, depends on your on personal associations with smoking. However, it often indicates some sort of dissension, disagreement or rebellion.
Smoke
To see smoke in your dream, indicates some sort of trouble that is entering your life. You are suffering from confusion and anxiety. In particular, if the smoke is black, then it means that you are not seeing some situation or problem clearly. To breathe or see secondhand smoke in your dream suggests that your ignorance in some matter is doing your harm.
Market
To dream that you are in a market, represents some emotional or physical need that you are currently lacking in your life. You may be in need of nurturance and some fulfillment. Consider the specific items that you are shopping for. Alternatively, the market signifies frugality. If the market is large or well-stocked, then it means possibilities and choices.
Food
To see food in your dream, represents physical and emotional nourishment and energies. The different types of food can symbolize a wide range of things. Generally, fruit is symbolic of sensuality. Eating certain foods also refers to qualities that you need to incorporate within your own self.
Cake
To see a cake in your dream, indicates that you need to learn to share and allocate your workload instead of trying to do everything yourself.Cakes also symbolize selfishness or the feeling of not getting your fair share. More positively, the dream may represent your accomplishments and achievements. Consider also the metaphor a "piece of cake" or some situation that is easy.
Biscuits
To make or eat biscuits/cookies in your dream, represent gratification and pleasure in your current situation. You take pleasure and comfort in the simple things of life. Alternately, To dream that you are eyeing biscuits or cookies, signify that you will let trivial problems and minor disputes annoy you.
Pudding
To see or eat pudding in your dream, indicates that you are feeling slow and lethargic in your waking life. You need to be more active. Alternatively, the dream may be telling you that "the proof is in the pudding." You need to learn to question everything. Don't believe everything until you have seen it or experienced it yourself.
Upstairs
To dream that you are walking upstairs to a higher place, indicate that you are achieving a higher level of understanding. You are making progress into your spiritual, emotional or material journey. The dream is also analogous to material and thoughts that are coming to the surface. You dreamt you went upstairs because you are trying to find answers to the mysteries [the reasons for your frustrating situations] in your waking life that have eluded you.

Weird?
My last dream isn't that weird.
I was seeing the northern lights, that, thank to the solar storm were visible in north Italy, the funny thing is when i noticed the northern lights were visible in the southern part of the place where i live, and not in the northern part.

I had such a weird dream last night, usually my weird dreams are fun but not this one.
I dreamt that I was on some sort of train/bus with rabbitears and there was some girl with long black hair sitting on the other side of him (by the way, whenever there's a girl my age in a dream she always looks the same.) And apparently this long haired girl was already his gf before he met me, but I was his favourite and wanted to stick with me anyway. She was talking to him and holding his hand, and I was linking his arm but he told me not too because this girl will find out. All through the bus/train journey we'd tell some little cryptic jokes and things to eachother about our weekends away, and every time I'd do this really cackling laugh to get at that girl (because the one thing I wanted to do was to exclude her as much as possible.) After a bit she twigged something wasn't quite right, so she asked what exactly was going on with us. Rabbitears didn't really say anything at first, but after a while he confessed to going out with me behind her back and that I'm the one he prefers. I was smirking my head off at that girl as if saying "HA HA!" Then she was all "ah, I see." And some other stuff was said but I can't remember what, then she agreed to dump him and I was all YES IN YOUR FACE. But she was still affectionate with him and held his hand often. When we got to our destination (I don't know where we were since the scenery often changed.) I saw my nana and cousin but I can't remember what they were doing there. We were in what looks like a garden centre and a bunch of stuff happened where rabbitears would be holding hands with me but then he'd swap and spend time with that girl again. We were then in a town and they were kissing eachother (despite not going out anymore) and I just kept giving the girl evils and blatantly being bitchy towards her but she kept being sort of friendly with me. Then she walked away and went somewhere else so I had him to myself finally, and I was hugging him and I said "seriously when I see that b***h I want to slap her, haha jealousy is funny..." then I saw her standing behind us and I said "oh, she can hear me, I guess I will have to dig a hole and bury myself in it." Or something that implies I was about to be in an awkward situation. She said she wasn't surprised I felt that way and then carried on being nice, although I really hated her and didn't want to be nice back. I stayed as close to rabbitears as I could to keep her away, and when she went to stand further away I said "glad she's gone over there!" And I don't remember what happened next.

All I can stay is that I woke up relieved that none of that was real, since during the dream it never turned lucid.

It was pretty weird, it made me laugh when I woke up, but I don't know if I can write it here... anyway:

I drove to my grandparents with my father (my father was driving, btw, not me) and then picked them up and just kept driving, over to France, and then we got to this weird bit where there were mountains and they didn't even speak French, and then we stopped at this tiny place, and went in to this dark café and I went into the bathroom to p_urinate_s and there was this tiny little man in there standing in front of the toilet, so I sort of stood there, waiting, behind him...and then he sort of left so I started and then he tried to go back so I was sort of standing there, with him between my legs, and then I saw that he was writing on the wall and then he stepped away, smiling/slightly giggling and he'd written "COME in ENGLISH".

F'd up or what?

The other night I had a dream about an episode of The Twilight Zone and it was about little boys who enjoyed pretending to be army men. Somehow their game turned real - they were actually grown men fighting a war, but with the voices and mentalities of children. It was disturbing.