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19 Mar 2021, 10:28 am

Where another road begins.

If we are all dust in the wind, then what is the wind?


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19 Mar 2021, 11:26 am

it is what god lets us have from both ends. sweet and not so sweet.

what is the non-luminiferous ether?



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19 Mar 2021, 1:46 pm

Any form of general anesthesia that does not catch fire.

What would peanut butter be called if it wasn’t called peanut butter?


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19 Mar 2021, 1:54 pm

any such unleavened by a good mix of butter or oil would be prescription-strength palatal choker. palachoke for short.

what would you get if you took the greed out of wall street?



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19 Mar 2021, 4:36 pm

Liquified bees.

What's the best kind of mouse-trap?


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19 Mar 2021, 4:40 pm

The kind that didn't happen in 2005.

Why do people read Jane Austen?


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19 Mar 2021, 11:04 pm

'cause they don't like "smokey and the bandit."

same q.



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19 Mar 2021, 11:35 pm

So they'll know what to write in PhosphorousDecree's game.

What's new pussycat?


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19 Mar 2021, 11:59 pm

My pig.

How many pieces of ham do I need to squish together to make a pig?



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20 Mar 2021, 12:03 am

the same number as the holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

how many bubbles are in an 8 ounce bottle of dishwashing liquid?



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20 Mar 2021, 12:11 am

Depends how big the dish is.

How many inches long is your hair? (On your head).


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20 Mar 2021, 12:15 am

depends on which head.

how long is the hair on YOUR head?



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20 Mar 2021, 12:17 am

I don't have a head.

I Wanna Hold Your ________ .


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20 Mar 2021, 12:21 am

gland. [that's what lennon said]

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20 Mar 2021, 12:22 am

clean my cat bins.

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20 Mar 2021, 12:23 am

need an overhaul.

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