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15 Oct 2006, 11:07 am

Basque??

Why do the Basques hate everyone??



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15 Oct 2006, 4:19 pm

Because they want to basque in the glory of victory.....

Does anyone know what a book is?


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15 Oct 2006, 4:30 pm

A book is something very few people use.

Does anyone know what a video game is?


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15 Oct 2006, 4:38 pm

a mind rotting tool

what color is blue?



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15 Oct 2006, 4:40 pm

The one they use for CSO (Colour Seperation Overlay)....

Why do spaniards shout "ole" during bullfights?


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15 Oct 2006, 4:44 pm

They're trying to summon a new form of Bahamut called "Ole"

What do you think about Spain?


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15 Oct 2006, 11:29 pm

The rain in Spain remains mainly in the plain.

Why do I remember what movie that's from if I was'nt born yet??


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16 Oct 2006, 1:31 am

Because of the dent it makes in C-Space (think L-Space, but with films instead of books), makes the Dark Tower film a potential film, and therefore a potentiality memetic concept.

Does anyone understand that technobabble I just spouted?


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16 Oct 2006, 2:36 am

Yes, but they live on Mars you you'd never know about it.

Why can't you rub out Pen markings with a special Pen rubber?


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16 Oct 2006, 8:21 am

Because I haven't invented a pen rubber yet, a rubber pen, yes, but not a pen rubber.

When do you think we'll evolve with heat seeking vision?



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16 Oct 2006, 5:29 pm

when i get my soft, fluffy, chocolate chip pancakes for breakfest with a glass of cold milk.

when will the world stop spinning?


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16 Oct 2006, 6:02 pm

When I kill it.

What is Werbert's real name?


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16 Oct 2006, 8:27 pm

Bert. He's schizo. He says "We were Bert." As in, "We were just one person until we split."

Why am I here?



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16 Oct 2006, 8:44 pm

Because you're not over there.

What's my real name.


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16 Oct 2006, 8:50 pm

Something or nothing.


What am I?



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16 Oct 2006, 8:52 pm

Fresh meat!! ! bruuuhhuwwuuhhuuuhaaahhaa!! !! !! !! !! !

Why can't I see in the dark like a cat??


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