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22 May 2019, 12:11 pm

Ken Goodwin is funny.

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22 May 2019, 12:38 pm

Why is my bathroom door frame smaller than my bedroom door frame? At least my bedroom door frame has a little clearance to get through. If I walk straight through my bathroom door frame my arms hit either side and it gets really old. I don't get why they made different size door frames in this house.

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23 May 2019, 7:41 am

Air Room.

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23 May 2019, 8:22 am

I am mad at my cat for tripping me and there is food in her bowl but she won't touch it - insists on pretending to chase spiders.
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23 May 2019, 9:50 am

I just passed a sign that said “Kids for Sale.” It was at an Amish farm, so it was probably referring to goats. Of course, they probably also have no shortage of children, so it could go either way.

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23 May 2019, 10:35 am

Twilightprincess wrote:

We have Mennonites around here.

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23 May 2019, 1:35 pm

-instant ink program(?)
-MS Office

..when you wonder if the days before subscription based computer services were better or if you couldn't tell b/c you didn't quite understand how customer support rapport is a part of responsible tech up-keep.

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24 May 2019, 1:14 am

You live to avoid pain.

I avoid pain to live.

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24 May 2019, 4:08 am

Explosive candles and pungent candies.

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24 May 2019, 8:37 am

East side northside.

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24 May 2019, 8:58 am

Happy weekend everyone.

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25 May 2019, 4:31 am

I robbed your crib with my song blastin',
switched your bong water for piss and your 'dro for your mom's ashes.

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25 May 2019, 8:38 am

It's Saturday!!

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25 May 2019, 4:56 pm

Banana ketchup is popular in the Philippines.

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25 May 2019, 7:14 pm

Ever since a sperm cell I wished I was dead -
- f**k dad, couldn't you have just jerked off instead?

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26 May 2019, 9:29 am

I'm not asking for an object. I'm not asking for anything material. I'm asking for attention.

Not fulfilling that request is ~1/3 of the reason for why humanity s--ks.

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