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17 Aug 2019, 8:51 am

with all the works on it 'cept for olives :eew:



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17 Aug 2019, 2:42 pm

I am having pasta for dinner.


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17 Aug 2019, 3:25 pm

And so kiddies, death for all,
Right right?
Right right! :skull:


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17 Aug 2019, 9:38 pm

You too can have great muscle tone if you're as tense as I am!


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17 Aug 2019, 9:42 pm

Take an impromptu call from your therapist, and let on it's Monday. ^


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17 Aug 2019, 9:49 pm

Mine scheduled an appointment on a public holiday


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18 Aug 2019, 9:37 am

I don't like house cleaning.


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18 Aug 2019, 10:48 am

Grocery bags make great accessories! Put them on your hands and walk around picking things up with your grocery-bag gloves!



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18 Aug 2019, 5:12 pm

If you visit France, Italy, or Spain, NEVER ask for condiments at a restaurant.

It is considered a rude gesture in all three countries.


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18 Aug 2019, 5:45 pm

Onomatopoeia


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18 Aug 2019, 6:21 pm

Jasgemash , my name Borat :lol:



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19 Aug 2019, 1:27 am

if you lack proper roughage and your #2 is stuck in mid-shipment, take the fingertips of both hands, straight out, push them into your belly button at a downward angle, about 45 degrees, that will complete the shipment.*

*DON'T do this IF you have a lower abdominal [incisional, hiatal or inguinal] hernia or history of such type of hernia or a condition called hypoproteinemia.



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19 Aug 2019, 11:38 am

Salad for lunch today


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19 Aug 2019, 12:31 pm

Can't Cook, clean or shop due to fatigue from anxiety. Slept almost all day. Only when im alone i can relax.



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19 Aug 2019, 4:59 pm

AprilR wrote:
Can't Cook, clean or shop due to fatigue from anxiety. Slept almost all day. Only when im alone i can relax.

Sorry to hear. I hope you are refreshed and de-stressed soon!


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19 Aug 2019, 5:28 pm

In 2012, a Florida man had his hand bitten off by an alligator and he was charged with illegally feeding the animal.


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