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16 Oct 2006, 8:55 pm

Because you aren't a cat.

Why was I not born knowing how to speak Latin?


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16 Oct 2006, 8:58 pm

Because you're not Latin.

Why do they call them Hemrriods instead of Asteroids??


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16 Oct 2006, 9:00 pm

Because nobody wants to hear they have asteroids in there.

Why am I laughing?


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16 Oct 2006, 9:18 pm

Because your mouth is open. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to laugh.


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16 Oct 2006, 9:20 pm

Because I haven't killed you yet.

Why am I still laughing?


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16 Oct 2006, 9:48 pm

because you're losing your mind

why did the cow jump over the moon?(Why!??!)


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16 Oct 2006, 9:52 pm

Because the sun was too hot.

Why is there a six foot long sword in my hand and a burning village behind me?


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16 Oct 2006, 9:54 pm

too many beans, large bonfire...you do the math

what is lycopene?


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16 Oct 2006, 9:55 pm

It's in ketchup.

What exactly is it?


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17 Oct 2006, 12:32 am

Some kind of raccon flying device.

Why is Sephiroth's sword so long?



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17 Oct 2006, 2:54 pm

It's a phalic symbol??

Who the hell is Sephiroth and why do we care??


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17 Oct 2006, 3:09 pm

Sephiroth is a purple magical pony, don't worry

What is NT?



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17 Oct 2006, 3:26 pm

NT is a neurobiological disorder.

What are you?


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17 Oct 2006, 4:19 pm

breather of air

why are bananas yellow?


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17 Oct 2006, 4:23 pm

So they won't be purple.

Why is my hair the way it is?


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17 Oct 2006, 4:26 pm

made a deal with the devil:your turkey sandwich for the hair

why do my feet smell?


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