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21 Mar 2021, 11:20 pm

with a mallet

How to say sorry to someone when you don't know what you did?

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22 Mar 2021, 2:04 am

give them a choice of "sorry" gift cerfificates to take, each with a different "sin" on it.

how to keep living when everything hurts?

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22 Mar 2021, 2:33 am

Become undead.

Same question.

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22 Mar 2021, 2:34 am

stay dead drunk.

how to make an isotope?

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22 Mar 2021, 4:48 am

You grab an additioinal neutron with tweezers and carefully attach it to the existing nucleus.

What to do when you encounter a bear?

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22 Mar 2021, 4:56 am

you flip a coin to decide whether to take a dump or go blind.

what to do when you see a skunk nearby?

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22 Mar 2021, 5:02 am

Try to catch it and take home as a pet.

Why do rodents have whiskers?

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22 Mar 2021, 5:31 am

because they never know when they might have to whip up some eggs.

who invented rock and roll?

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22 Mar 2021, 7:20 am

A geologist and a chef.

Why climb Everest?

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22 Mar 2021, 8:27 am

Because the route is shorter than trying to go around it.

Why don't finger nails look like nails?

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23 Mar 2021, 11:56 am

They are designed to work with finger hammers, which are 2-dimensional.

Where is the love?

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23 Mar 2021, 2:57 pm

Aisle six by the toiletries.

Same q

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24 Mar 2021, 3:59 am

49.91860639242967, 15.056702180742969 (Google it)

How to care for potted plants?

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24 Mar 2021, 7:47 am

kiss them and tell them they are yours.

how to care for a cat?

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24 Mar 2021, 7:51 am

Do as you're told.

Why do people get hungry?

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24 Mar 2021, 7:54 am

because they're alive.

why do people have such a hard time losing weight?

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