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lostonearth35
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29 Sep 2018, 11:11 am

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.



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29 Sep 2018, 12:23 pm

It ain’t over till the fat lady yodels.



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29 Sep 2018, 10:20 pm

he went belly-down.



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29 Sep 2018, 10:22 pm

put on your w*king cap



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29 Sep 2018, 10:25 pm

mind your þ's and Ơ's



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30 Sep 2018, 7:33 am

Loopwall



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30 Sep 2018, 1:55 pm

Put on your thinking glove.



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30 Sep 2018, 2:27 pm

The Gauntlet ran!



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30 Sep 2018, 2:32 pm

Put your money where your nose is.



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30 Sep 2018, 2:41 pm

You attract more flies with manure than you do with honey.



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30 Sep 2018, 2:59 pm

I’ll be a monkey’s nephew.



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30 Sep 2018, 3:04 pm

One-tolerance!



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30 Sep 2018, 3:12 pm

It's raining goats (screaming of course) and hippopotami



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30 Sep 2018, 4:36 pm

Laugh and the world says "You're a psycho!", cry and they say "Shut up!" :evil:



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30 Sep 2018, 8:41 pm

a turd in the hand is worth two $#!+s in the bush.



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30 Sep 2018, 8:47 pm

auntblabby wrote:
a turd in the hand is worth two $#!+s in the bush.


Thanks auntblabby, I needed a good laugh. :lol:


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